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Old 12-10-2007, 07:30 PM   #1
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feeling suicidal

I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line. I couldn't believe what I heard. I thought these places were regional but apparently even those places outsource to call centers. I apparently reached a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they seemed to get all excited. They started asking me questions about whether or not I was truly serious about it and what was driving me down this path. Then they asked a strange question ... "can you drive a truck?"





















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Old 12-10-2007, 07:31 PM   #2
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lmao that was damn good!
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:32 PM   #3
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oooo. thats bad.
but funny!!!
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:34 PM   #4
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I love it!!! You really made me laugh...I needed that today! Thanks!
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:34 PM   #5
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Yep. lol. You got me, even though I didn't think that sounded like you. These days you never know, though.
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:37 PM   #6
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not funny, but funny.
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:37 PM   #7
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Congrats on an awesome post!
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:40 PM   #8
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hahahaha.....not right but still funny.
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I don't get it.
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:57 PM   #10
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I don't get it.
watch this video and maybe you'll understand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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