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11-12-2007, 07:17 AM
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Ah, Texas!
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks From Texas ...
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas. 
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11-12-2007, 07:35 AM
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WOW.............
At first I thought you were just a Yankee trashing my peeps down here.  But I after I read the comments, I found 9 out of ten applied to me, (my wife doesn't know how to use jumper cables).  So I will be forwarding this out to people. Thanks for the laugh.........................
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11-12-2007, 07:39 AM
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 I was born in Texas. Lived there twice. Hilarious and so true. 
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11-12-2007, 10:24 AM
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I have received pretty much thee same list about my state, Kansas. Except vacationing south of Dallas.
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11-12-2007, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: TEXAS
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Woow, I wasn't born in Texas not even in the US. I ve been living here for the last 6 years. Funny but all those are true for me. Gotta love Texas.And Jeff Foxworthy is my favorite.
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11-12-2007, 12:05 PM
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good stuff!
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11-12-2007, 12:19 PM
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That kinda sounds like Florida also.
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11-12-2007, 12:28 PM
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11-12-2007, 01:10 PM
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Very true!
It was 64 degrees this morning when I fired up the truck. Birrr! Damn... November weather! I don't know where the hell my coats is, either. LOL - Brickboy240
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