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**hacker15** · 09-26-2007, 06:35 AM

This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was
fixed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he
hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young girls from the local college
skinny dipping in his pond. He made the girls aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you girls swim or make you
get out of the pond. I only came to feed my alligators."

Gravel · 09-26-2007, 08:38 AM

I need a pond.... hahahahahaha

09-26-2007, 06:35 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,380	Large Farm This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young girls from the local college skinny dipping in his pond. He made the girls aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you girls swim or make you get out of the pond. I only came to feed my alligators." __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

09-26-2007, 08:38 AM	#2
Gravel XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bellingham Washington Posts: 2,013	I need a pond.... hahahahahaha __________________ Those who trade liberty for security have neither. McCain/Palin '08

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