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[hacker15]

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An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The
parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to
decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small
test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey,
and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he
would think they weren't at home.

The father told the mother,
"If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes
the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of
whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited
nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive
home.

He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the
light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible,
flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the
bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured
of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three
items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said,
"Damn! It's even worse than I ever imagined..."

"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.

"He's gonna be a politician!" the father replied.

[empd3269]

Lol!

[turbosupra1313]

good joke for the morning