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ichy_trigger · 09-11-2007, 10:38 AM

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the **** was that?""Oh,"
replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that,"replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce
it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris,no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in
the garage and no more yacht club.

But the decision is yours."Just then, a mutual friend enters the
restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with
Jim?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

justgotback · 09-11-2007, 10:41 AM

Horrible..................Funny, but horrible.............

enfurno · 09-11-2007, 10:42 AM

LoL!

rev-arb · 09-11-2007, 10:55 AM

talking about a matter of perspective.

ichy_trigger · 09-11-2007, 10:58 AM

i just sent my wife an email with the joke and asked if I can have a mistress or does she want to be single...lmao

She came back and said only if she can have a guy on the side. Not sure how to take that, it backfired...lol

gotnspikes · 09-11-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichy_trigger

i just sent my wife an email with the joke and asked if I can have a mistress or does she want to be single...lmao

She came back and said only if she can have a guy on the side. Not sure how to take that, it backfired...lol

I hope you have the: "shopping trips to Paris,wintering in
Barbados, summers in Tuscany, Ferraris and Lexus's in
the garage and yacht club." to back that up.

or did you forget that part?

It'll tend to backfire on you without that part. Hee hee

fritzmeister · 09-11-2007, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gotnspikes

I hope you have the: "shopping trips to Paris,wintering in
Barbados, summers in Tuscany, Ferraris and Lexus's in
the garage and yacht club." to back that up.

or did you forget that part?

It'll tend to backfire on you without that part. Hee hee

You mean that:
shopping trips to wally world,
wintering in fuzzy jammies,
summers at his parent's,
Taurus's & Cavalier's in the garage,
and the leaky canoe club, aren't one and the same????????

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ichy_trigger · 09-11-2007, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fritzmeister

You mean that:
shopping trips to wally world,
wintering in fuzzy jammies,
summers at his parent's,
Taurus's & Cavalier's in the garage,
and the leaky canoe club, aren't one and the same????????

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LOL

gotnspikes · 09-11-2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fritzmeister

You mean that:
shopping trips to wally world,
wintering in fuzzy jammies,
summers at his parent's,
Taurus's & Cavalier's in the garage,
and the leaky canoe club, aren't one and the same????????

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.
.
.
.
.

true true.....I guess it could be one in the same, depending on who you're talking about....a can of alpo to one can be the same as a can of caviar to another...it's all in the eye of the beerholder. LMAO

phaetos · 09-11-2007, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fritzmeister

You mean that:
shopping trips to wally world,
wintering in fuzzy jammies,
summers at his parent's,
Taurus's & Cavalier's in the garage,
and the leaky canoe club

You might be a redneck if ....

09-11-2007, 10:38 AM	#1
ichy_trigger XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 7,525	Mistress! A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the **** was that?""Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that,"replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris,no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. __________________ "The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member2645.png

09-11-2007, 10:41 AM	#2
justgotback XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,916	Horrible..................Funny, but horrible............. __________________ Just say NO to Obama! “Just because you have an individual right, does not mean that the state or local government cannot constrain the exercise of that right.” Barack Obama on the 2nd amendment A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

09-11-2007, 10:42 AM	#3
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09-11-2007, 10:55 AM	#4
rev-arb XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West River, South Dakota Posts: 12,982 Blog Entries: 3	talking about a matter of perspective. __________________ You got to "post" before you can "TOTP!" Rom. 12:12 "The world has yet to see what God can do with and for and through and in a man who is fully and wholly consecrated to Him." - Henry Varley to DL Moody "I felt only as a man can feel who is roaming over the prairies of the far West, well armed, and mounted on a fleet and gallant steed." - Buffalo Bill

09-11-2007, 10:58 AM	#5
ichy_trigger XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 7,525	i just sent my wife an email with the joke and asked if I can have a mistress or does she want to be single...lmao She came back and said only if she can have a guy on the side. Not sure how to take that, it backfired...lol __________________ "The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member2645.png

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