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xd4life · 08-08-2007, 10:45 PM

Regardless of your choice of political party....

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Isreal, Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China ..

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 President Calderon (sp) and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

retired · 08-09-2007, 12:51 AM

I have seen it here before, but I still like it. Unfortunately it will never occur of course.

One thing was forgotten by the author: removing the U.N. to another country and the U.S. using the property for either business or residential use. Also, rather than destroy the vehicles, they should be impounded and resold at lower prices to the citizens of N.Y. who have had to put up with the lack of parking and traffic delays due to the scofflaws.

Jmanwit · 08-09-2007, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retired

I have seen it here before, but I still like it. Unfortunately it will never occur of course.

That is, until I am elected president.

Delija · 08-09-2007, 02:02 AM

Mindless

Peace,
D.

cjive134 · 08-09-2007, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delija

Mindless

Peace,
D.

Haven't heard from you for a bit. Good to see you back.

Delija · 08-09-2007, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by cjive134

Haven't heard from you for a bit. Good to see you back.

Thanks....I've been around....click on my user name and you'll see I've been posting, just not a lot.

Peace,
D.

**DanTheEldest** · 08-09-2007, 03:11 AM

And we continue the fine, long-standing tradition of me generally liking anything Delija doesn't.

Good post.

Delija · 08-09-2007, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanTheEldest

And we continue the fine, long-standing tradition of me generally liking anything Delija doesn't.

Good post.

LOL....keeps life interesting! Sure would be boring if we all agreed on everything.

But for the record....I don't disagree with everything in the post. In fact I agree with a lot of it.

I just think it's a very simplistic view of a very complex world. That's why I used the word "mindless".

Hey Dan, what's "Where's the fence" mean? (In your signature)

Peace,
D.

cucamelsmd15 · 08-09-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delija

Hey Dan, what's "Where's the fence" mean? (In your signature)

Peace,
D.

Possibly the fence Bush was supposed to build before he went limp on immigration?

**AZXD** · 08-09-2007, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cucamelsmd15

Possibly the fence Bush was supposed to build before he went limp on immigration?

I'm not so sure you can go limp on immigration when all along you've been saying come on in.

But, I'm 99.99% positive Dan is referring to the border fence.

08-08-2007, 10:45 PM	#1
xd4life XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Back in HOTLANTA Posts: 2,251	(PV) The Next Presidential Speech Regardless of your choice of political party.... ) WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Isreal, Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France . In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China .. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2 President Calderon (sp) and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America . Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. __________________ "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." Rick Hebert "The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities.... It is best to win without fighting." Sun-tzu 300 B.C Bob Barr FOR PRESIDENT

08-09-2007, 03:11 AM	#7
DanTheEldest XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,499	And we continue the fine, long-standing tradition of me generally liking anything Delija doesn't. Good post. __________________ The only things more disturbing than the base ideologies of the new President are the lengths to which his supporters and apologists will go to try to convince themselves and the rest of us that he's not exactly who he says he is. The American abortion industry: helping rid the tired, huddled masses of their inconveniences and mistakes for four decades now. (But it's okay--the unborn aren't actually humans. What they are, we're not sure--but they're definitely not people.)

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08-09-2007, 12:51 AM	#2
retired XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: S. Calif. Posts: 5,548	I have seen it here before, but I still like it. Unfortunately it will never occur of course. One thing was forgotten by the author: removing the U.N. to another country and the U.S. using the property for either business or residential use. Also, rather than destroy the vehicles, they should be impounded and resold at lower prices to the citizens of N.Y. who have had to put up with the lack of parking and traffic delays due to the scofflaws.