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05-18-2007, 09:36 AM
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Emergency!
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This weekend I got an emergency phone call from my daughter, Carol. After I hung up, I grabbed the yellow pages, found the number I wanted, and called straight away. My wife asked asked, "Who are you calling?" "The insane asylum." "What? The insane asylum? Why?" "Someone escaped from there." "How do you know that?" "Because someone just took my ex-wife on a date!" 
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05-18-2007, 09:44 AM
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That was bad....
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Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms] |
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05-18-2007, 09:48 AM
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I know the feeling all to well. But it takes two nuts to have a good pair hanging. hahahahahahah
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I'll give up my gun when they pry my cold dead hand from around it. Saying that guns kill people it like saying a spoon made Rosie Fat. It's all in how you used them |
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05-18-2007, 10:30 AM
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LMAO!!!
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XDtalk member# 2344 Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take away everything you have..The course of history shows that as Government grows,liberty decreases...Thomas Jefferson The enemy teaches their kids how to handle RPGs and Ak-47s...our schools suspend kids for drawing a picture of a gun and teach Earth Day and putting a Trojan on a banana. Whats wrong with this picture? Brickboy240 |
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05-18-2007, 10:58 AM
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Lmao ????
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I'll give up my gun when they pry my cold dead hand from around it. Saying that guns kill people it like saying a spoon made Rosie Fat. It's all in how you used them |
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05-18-2007, 02:00 PM
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"LMAO" = Laughing My Arse Off
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Springfrield XD 40 Tactical, Don's Guide Rod, SERPA holster. C75, AR-15, SKS, S&W .357, numerous other long guns |
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05-18-2007, 02:40 PM
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LOL oh thats so good...............
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05-18-2007, 03:12 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I will have to remember that one in my divorced sister-in-law ever goes on a date. |
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05-18-2007, 04:31 PM
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05-18-2007, 08:30 PM
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I needed a good laugh....
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XD - 9 Subcompact XD - 357 Service w/ SA Custom Carry Pro Pkg SA - Mil Spec 1911 A1 |
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