Fellow Utahs, read this!

[UtahConcealer]

You might be a "Utahan" if.......

You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"

You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n)

If there is a G at the end of a word you treat it as if it weresilent.


You know what Fry Sauce is made of.

You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.

Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.

You can pronounce Tooele.

The U is not just a letter -Neither is the Y.

You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.

You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door
handle inthe same month.

You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip",
"Oh, MyHeck" and "Shoot".

Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and
twice moreafter they bloom.

The largest liquor store is the state government.

You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.

30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.

Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.

You know thedifference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake
House'.

You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you

You can see the stars at night

You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."

You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.

You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.

At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.

You wonder why fire truckdrivers honk when you drive 35mph in
the leftlane on the freeway.

There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the L.
A.riots.

You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

You negotiate prices at a garage sale.

You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.

You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.

You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.

Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in
thelast election.

Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.

You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.

Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but
closesfor the opening of hunting season.

People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above
32 degrees.

The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.

In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super
Bowl.

You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside
abuilding.

Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.

When you buy a new vehicle,cigarette lighters are optionalequipment
but ski racks are standard.

More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.

You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.

You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.

Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13
movie.

You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in
herkitchen.

You think "You're a 10 cow wife" is a compliment.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
fromUtah.

[Trovan]

I have to admit, I fit some of those.

[UtahConcealer]

You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door
handle inthe same month.

LoL, it was 85 degrees here three days ago and it was rain/snow mix this morning! WTH! LoL

[ElJimmyStrappo]

Oh man, being LDS, and living in Idaho, about 90% of that list still applies!

That is hilarious. The funny thing about it is that it is all true!

[MasLakas]

I would demand that you stop perpetuating such things upon the poor people of Utah, but having lived here for 12 years, I just LOL!

[NoBrAiNr]

LOL - All is well in zion?

[Ishpeck]

Yeah, this is about as "inside joke" as it gets.

[UtahConcealer]

Originally Posted by UtahConcealer

You might be a "Utahan" if.......

You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"

You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n)

If there is a G at the end of a word you treat it as if it weresilent.


You know what Fry Sauce is made of.

You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.

Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.

You can pronounce Tooele.

The U is not just a letter -Neither is the Y.

You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.

You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door
handle inthe same month.

You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip",
"Oh, MyHeck" and "Shoot".

Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and
twice moreafter they bloom.

The largest liquor store is the state government.

You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.

30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.

Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.

You know thedifference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake
House'.

You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you

You can see the stars at night

You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."

You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.

You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.

At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.

You wonder why fire truckdrivers honk when you drive 35mph in
the leftlane on the freeway.

There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the L.
A.riots.

You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

You negotiate prices at a garage sale.

You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.

You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.

You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.

Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in
thelast election.

Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.

You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.

Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but
closesfor the opening of hunting season.

People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above
32 degrees.

The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.

In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super
Bowl.

You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside
abuilding.

Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.

When you buy a new vehicle,cigarette lighters are optionalequipment
but ski racks are standard.

More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.

You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.

You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.

Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13
movie.

You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in
herkitchen.

You think "You're a 10 cow wife" is a compliment.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
fromUtah.

+1 Ish
These are a few of my favs lol

You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.

Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but
closesfor the opening of hunting season.

[Jettubby]

I just spent 3 weeks in SLC. I learned a new saying, "Utards". Is that what you guys are?

[Trovan]

Originally Posted by Jettubby

I just spent 3 weeks in SLC. I learned a new saying, "Utards". Is that what you guys are?

I've lived here almost my whole life and I've never heard that. You must hang out with the wrong people.