cuckoo clock

[Collander]

Sounds like something my wife would do... good thing I don't have a cukoo clock.


A wife was invited out for a night with "the girls."
She told her husband that She would be home by midnight.


Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down
WAY too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, she
headed for home.

Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckoo-ed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing her husband would probably wake up, she
cuckoo-ed another 9 times. She was really proud of
herself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.

Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT .

The next morning her husband asked her what time she
got in, and she told him " Midnight "!. He didn't seem
pissed off at all. Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she
asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckoo-ed three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckoo-ed
4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckoo-ed another 3
times, giggled, cuckoo-ed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."