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04-27-2007, 09:02 AM
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Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins DeepN Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, ‘You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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04-27-2007, 09:04 AM
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LMAO that was awesome....
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04-27-2007, 09:04 AM
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Funny!
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04-27-2007, 09:06 AM
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Must read aloud for full effect.
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04-27-2007, 09:09 AM
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That is funny!
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04-27-2007, 09:13 AM
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I still don't know Jack Schitt.
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04-27-2007, 09:50 AM
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I think Jack now lives next to me
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04-27-2007, 10:33 AM
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hey, dumb schitt and stupid annoying loud redneck schitt (he was imported) are on either side of me....
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04-27-2007, 11:02 AM
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Seen it before, but I still laughed pretty hard. One of those that will never die...
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04-27-2007, 12:03 PM
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Sounds like they kept marrying relatives. No wonder they're so messed up!
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