Interesting things you find out when you have sons or grandson's

[wmrawls]

Interesting things you find out when you have sons or grandson's, like

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[KCXD45]

Priceless!

[retired]

I was actually thinking of doing #25

26) When you go to the River on Halloween weekend and your 18yr. old son says he is having 5 friends over, but no party; he is having a party.

27) When #26 occurs, you find out about it from your neighbors over a 3 week period with cute little comments. The party had 150 people, 3 live bands, gangbangers with guns, a police helicopter and numerous police officers. The latter were invited by the 18yr old son to break up the out of control party.

[Hoosier70]

OK now I gotta try #25 just to check... GOD help me

[robinsre]

Originally Posted by retired

27) When #26 occurs, you find out about it from your neighbors over a 3 week period with cute little comments. The party had 150 people, 3 live bands, gangbangers with guns, a police helicopter and numerous police officers. The latter were invited by the 18yr old son to break up the out of control party.

Heh, bet your coworkers ragged you about that one!

[jeepinbanditrider]

Originally Posted by Hoosier70

OK now I gotta try #25 just to check... GOD help me

I'm also curious I've got lots of both at the house I'll try a small batch in a paint can lid when I get home in the morning.

[bherbert28]

lol, let me know how #25 works... sounds cool

[Corey G]

Pretty much on the same page as the rest of you, we will see tomamrow

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[retired]

I forgot to mention that my son bought me a shirt that explained his party to a "T" and even has a police helicopter above a house.