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hacker15 · 04-17-2007, 06:31 PM

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the first guy says,
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room
in the house next weekend!"

The second guy says: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife
that I will build her a new deck for the new pool!"

The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise
my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him.

"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing
or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."

wmrawls · 04-17-2007, 06:49 PM

Another good one

Lazarus · 04-17-2007, 08:44 PM

Man that was freakin good. I really enjoyed it because it has personal application.

bherbert28 · 04-17-2007, 10:18 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rghice · 04-18-2007, 05:05 PM

sound to close to home here.

04-17-2007, 06:31 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,616	Choices, Choices.... Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend!" The second guy says: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the new pool!" The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block." __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

04-17-2007, 06:49 PM	#2
wmrawls XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rock Hill SC Posts: 1,223	Another good one __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

04-17-2007, 08:44 PM	#3
Lazarus XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,037	Man that was freakin good. I really enjoyed it because it has personal application. __________________ You never know what you'll miss until its gone.

04-17-2007, 10:18 PM	#4
bherbert28 XDTalk Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 88	haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa __________________ THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. -Thomas Paine

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04-18-2007, 05:05 PM	#5
rghice XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26	sound to close to home here.