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wmrawls · 04-06-2007, 07:18 PM

A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer.The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "battleship mouth and rowboat ass".

The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything.When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature.

The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an a$$hole!"

Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the of the citation you issued my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined."

Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes, Sir!"

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for 'A$$hole'?"

Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!"
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bat54r · 04-06-2007, 07:21 PM

Lmao

sa-xd9shooter · 04-06-2007, 07:24 PM

Rotflmao!!

hacker15 · 04-06-2007, 07:32 PM

Outstanding! Had a few of those in the past - always made a notation to make sure I responded to the court date......

**eric_t12** · 04-06-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hacker15

Outstanding! Had a few of those in the past - always made a notation to make sure I responded to the court date......

that's awesome! it's really happened! LMAO

Apdl · 04-06-2007, 08:21 PM

haha
PWND

retired · 04-07-2007, 01:31 AM

Not to hijack the thread, but to add to it.

I was testifying in court against 2 suspects who had burglarized a grocery store, stealing meat. Each had his own atty.

One defense attorney wanted to know if I knew anything about his client's injuries (foot pursuit involved). I said no. He asked if I had ever heard about curbside justice. I said only on tv.

He sat down with no further questions after the judge, spectators and the other defense atty. laughed at him.

Both found guilty.

BTW, we just used Adam Henry to mean the samething as on that ticket. All leos knew what it meant even if we used different radio codes.

04-06-2007, 07:18 PM	#1
wmrawls XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rock Hill SC Posts: 1,223	A motorcycle cop stops a guy A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer.The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "battleship mouth and rowboat ass". The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything.When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an a$$hole!" Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the of the citation you issued my client?" Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top." Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?" Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined." Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?" Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir." Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?" Officer: "Yes, Sir!" Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for 'A$$hole'?" Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

04-06-2007, 07:24 PM	#3
sa-xd9shooter XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: West Jordan, Utah Posts: 383	Rotflmao!! __________________ Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Guns kill people just like fish need bicycles.

04-06-2007, 07:32 PM	#4
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,616	Outstanding! Had a few of those in the past - always made a notation to make sure I responded to the court date...... __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

04-06-2007, 08:21 PM	#6
Apdl XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,381	haha PWND __________________ "He took off running, and we caught him, and he just kept resisting. So we just kept whipping his ass." -HulkXD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein Springfield XD-9 TOTAL COUNT 8206 Daily Carry Springfield 1911 Loaded Target 9mm Walther P22... needs bigger mag Ruger 10/22 Carbine Remington 700 SPS Tactical .308 Win Bushmaster M4A3 EBR Build in progress

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04-06-2007, 07:21 PM	#2
bat54r XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Wayne,Indiana Posts: 2,939	Lmao

04-07-2007, 01:31 AM	#7
retired XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: S. Calif. Posts: 5,569	Not to hijack the thread, but to add to it. I was testifying in court against 2 suspects who had burglarized a grocery store, stealing meat. Each had his own atty. One defense attorney wanted to know if I knew anything about his client's injuries (foot pursuit involved). I said no. He asked if I had ever heard about curbside justice. I said only on tv. He sat down with no further questions after the judge, spectators and the other defense atty. laughed at him. Both found guilty. BTW, we just used Adam Henry to mean the samething as on that ticket. All leos knew what it meant even if we used different radio codes.