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hacker15 · 03-29-2007, 08:54 AM

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He place one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the
French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly place one pile in
front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell what they were thinking "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said
they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are use to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the
young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered

(This is Great)

"THE TEETH"

Now, that's SHARING!!

Ske1etor · 03-29-2007, 09:02 AM

Yummy!

xdyes · 03-29-2007, 09:39 AM

OMG thats funny and disturbing

**Straight-Shooter** · 03-29-2007, 01:47 PM

Now that's funny right there!!

Mrs. CAR-10 · 03-29-2007, 06:06 PM

I saw a commercial a few months ago, for some candy bar or something, that ran along those same lines.

All I can say is ewwwww!

justgotback · 03-29-2007, 06:35 PM

Lord I apologize for reading that nasty joke, and please be with the pigmys down there in New Guinea..........

Amen

03-29-2007, 08:54 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,616	Marriage & Sharing He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He place one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly place one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell what they were thinking "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are use to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (This is Great) "THE TEETH" Now, that's SHARING!! __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

03-29-2007, 06:06 PM	#5
Mrs. CAR-10 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 388	I saw a commercial a few months ago, for some candy bar or something, that ran along those same lines. All I can say is ewwwww! __________________ XD-45 XD-9SC *** Don't go stupid places. Don't hang out with stupid people. Don't do stupid things. -- John Farnam

03-29-2007, 06:35 PM	#6
justgotback XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 11,862	Lord I apologize for reading that nasty joke, and please be with the pigmys down there in New Guinea.......... Amen __________________ Just say NO to Obama! “Just because you have an individual right, does not mean that the state or local government cannot constrain the exercise of that right.” Barack Obama on the 2nd amendment A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

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03-29-2007, 09:02 AM	#2
Ske1etor XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Marrero, Louisiana Posts: 216	Yummy!

03-29-2007, 09:39 AM	#3
xdyes XDTalk Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: minnesota Posts: 81	OMG thats funny and disturbing

03-29-2007, 01:47 PM	#4
Straight-Shooter XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: South Bend, Indiana Posts: 787	Now that's funny right there!!