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03-28-2007, 04:23 PM
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"See" What Happens??
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, "she replies. . . . " Wait for it. . It's coming. . The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." 
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03-28-2007, 04:35 PM
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LoL
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Zeroth law of thermodynamics : If you have 1 six pack of beer and your neighbor brings 4 beers over, you will each end up drinking only 5 beers. First law of thermodynamics : There's no such thing as a free beer. Second law of thermodynamics : Even if there was such thing as a free beer, you couldn't drink it all anyway. Third law of thermodynamics : The colder it gets, the less beer you will have. |
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03-28-2007, 05:00 PM
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Thats funny.
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03-28-2007, 05:56 PM
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Puns make baby Jesus cry,
and bunnies explode...  Not bad though Hacker, not bad. |
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03-28-2007, 05:57 PM
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My brain hurts now.
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03-28-2007, 05:58 PM
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Lol....
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03-28-2007, 06:09 PM
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I've heard that before. It's still a good one.
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03-28-2007, 06:17 PM
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Not too keen on the whole glass eye thing, reminds me of the prostitute that can sing and give a BJ at the same time.
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03-28-2007, 06:19 PM
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