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wmrawls · 03-27-2007, 01:50 PM

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

jednp · 03-27-2007, 01:54 PM

so.. is this a joke, or serious? lol.. well.. for some of the things.

regarding the automatic water sprayers....... I think it is hillarious when you see other people get sprayed unexpectedly... not so funny when it's you though lol.

Trovan · 03-27-2007, 01:57 PM

The stor by my house has the misters and thunder sound for the produce, and dogs and cats barking in the pet supplies aisle. But non of the other ones.

Yes, I get the joke. Sheesh.

polykarp · 03-27-2007, 01:59 PM

Stay away from the feminine hygiene isle

03-27-2007, 01:50 PM	#1
wmrawls XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rock Hill SC Posts: 1,223	New Supermarkets The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

03-27-2007, 01:57 PM	#3
Trovan XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SLC, UT Posts: 367	The stor by my house has the misters and thunder sound for the produce, and dogs and cats barking in the pet supplies aisle. But non of the other ones. Yes, I get the joke. Sheesh. __________________ Za Dom Spremni cede nullis

03-27-2007, 01:59 PM	#4
polykarp XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: TEXAS Posts: 465	Stay away from the feminine hygiene isle __________________ An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded ~ Pope John Paul II XD .45 Service NRA Member

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03-27-2007, 01:54 PM	#2
jednp XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 4,691	so.. is this a joke, or serious? lol.. well.. for some of the things. regarding the automatic water sprayers....... I think it is hillarious when you see other people get sprayed unexpectedly... not so funny when it's you though lol.