Friends

[hacker15]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to
discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not
raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a
large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was
friends.