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wmrawls · 03-19-2007, 02:29 PM

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.

They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.

The other woman said that her sex life was great!

"The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"

Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"

When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.

It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an a**hole!

03-19-2007, 02:37 PM

I didn't just read that...I didn't just read that

I got mooned by a fat, retarded, purple-butted woman when I was younger at a nursing home. Things that make you go...buhhhhh

hellagerms · 03-19-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

I didn't just read that...I didn't just read that

+1

mdjamesd · 03-19-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher

I didn't just read that...I didn't just read that

I got mooned by a fat, retarded, purple-butted woman when I was younger at a nursing home. Things that make you go...buhhhhh

Now we can all start to commence to think about beginning to understand your inner psyche.

spyderman2k4 · 03-19-2007, 09:48 PM

you should be ashamed of yourself

03-19-2007, 02:29 PM	#1
wmrawls XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rock Hill SC Posts: 1,223	I know I promised no more but .... Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home. The other woman said that her sex life was great! "The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!" Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!" When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move. It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an a**hole! __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

03-19-2007, 09:48 PM	#5
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03-19-2007, 02:37 PM	#2
Preacher Guest Posts: n/a	I didn't just read that...I didn't just read that I got mooned by a fat, retarded, purple-butted woman when I was younger at a nursing home. Things that make you go...buhhhhh