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aiformula · 03-19-2007, 12:05 PM

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,?
"We just love sucking the chocolate off of them."

leeindy · 03-19-2007, 12:43 PM

gross

slugger6 · 03-19-2007, 12:46 PM

With jokes like this (good IMO) you are going to give hacker a run for his money.

D_Fence · 03-19-2007, 12:55 PM

Those boiled peanuts down in Georgia taste like somebody just finished sucking on them for a few hours.

**hacker15** · 03-19-2007, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_Fence

Those boiled peanuts down in Georgia taste like somebody just finished sucking on them for a few hours.

Watch it, boy! There ain't NOTH' as GOOD as "boled penuts"!

03-19-2007, 12:05 PM	#1
aiformula XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sw ohio Posts: 3,087	peanuts A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself? "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied,? "We just love sucking the chocolate off of them." __________________ Tony Obama '08... change we can bereave in. Guns are like orgasms.......you just can't have enough good ones!

03-19-2007, 12:43 PM	#2
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03-19-2007, 12:46 PM	#3
slugger6 XDTalk 20K Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 20,145	With jokes like this (good IMO) you are going to give hacker a run for his money.

03-19-2007, 12:55 PM	#4
D_Fence XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 1,205	Those boiled peanuts down in Georgia taste like somebody just finished sucking on them for a few hours.