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SKasz · 01-18-2007, 04:44 PM

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist
and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked
at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy
today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid sh!t and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me."

And All God People Said AMEN

**oklawall** · 01-18-2007, 04:50 PM

Amen

I've seen that before but still a great read

**jgrauman** · 01-18-2007, 04:53 PM

Gator · 01-18-2007, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SKasz

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist
and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on
in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked
at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy
today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid sh!t and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me."

And All God People Said AMEN

Outf*c%kingstanding!!!!!!!!!

kevin7 · 01-18-2007, 04:55 PM

that's way to funnY! awsome!

TxPete68 · 01-18-2007, 04:56 PM

That's been around, but like a fine woman, I enjoy seeing it again.

AKM · 01-18-2007, 05:06 PM

Thought this might be "It's a trap! There's 2 of them!"

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SKasz · 01-18-2007, 05:10 PM

yeah sorry about the double post... my Bad

AKM · 01-18-2007, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SKasz

yeah sorry about the double post... my Bad

Actually my post was the punch line of another Marine joke that I've seen a few times.
.

bteague2 · 01-18-2007, 06:10 PM

lol that's great

01-18-2007, 04:44 PM	#1
SKasz XDTalk Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Clinton Twp. Posts: 89	U.S. Marine A United States Marine was attending some college courses between Assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh!t and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me." And All God People Said AMEN Last edited by SKasz : 01-18-2007 at 04:46 PM.

01-18-2007, 04:53 PM	#3
jgrauman XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chattanooga, Tn Posts: 434	+1 __________________ You see, none of us choose our end really. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say, "but I was told by others to do thus," or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

01-18-2007, 04:56 PM	#6
TxPete68 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 347	That's been around, but like a fine woman, I enjoy seeing it again. __________________ "One bleeding-heart type asked me in a recent interview if I did not agree that 'violence begets violence.' I told him that it is my earnest endeavor to see that it does. I would like very much to ensure--and in some cases I have--that any man who offers violence to his fellow citizen begets a whole lot more in return than he can enjoy." - Col. Jeff Cooper A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions.

01-18-2007, 05:06 PM	#7
AKM XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,511	Thought this might be "It's a trap! There's 2 of them!" . __________________ Liviu Librescu - În veci pomenirea lui. U.S. Army/Marine Snipers - Making the World a Better Place, 175 grains at a time.

01-18-2007, 06:10 PM	#10
bteague2 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Knoxville/Nashville, TN Posts: 255	lol that's great __________________ Mind over matter, if you don't mind it won't matter. -Remington 1100 20 ga -Henry Lever Action .22 -Surefire M4-CB

01-18-2007, 04:50 PM	#2
oklawall XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Maud, Oklahoma Posts: 9,964	Amen I've seen that before but still a great read

01-18-2007, 04:55 PM	#5
kevin7 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 761	that's way to funnY! awsome!

01-18-2007, 05:10 PM	#8
SKasz XDTalk Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Clinton Twp. Posts: 89	yeah sorry about the double post... my Bad

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