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**oklawall** · 01-07-2007, 05:45 PM

Einstein's birthday was just the other day. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

unrequited · 01-07-2007, 07:04 PM

um... ?

darkvibe · 01-07-2007, 07:22 PM

ok. i laughed a little. But thats the dumbest joke of the day

brian40 · 01-07-2007, 07:27 PM

I have to admit I did laugh!

rev-arb · 01-07-2007, 07:45 PM

Well.......................ok?

kevin7 · 01-07-2007, 07:48 PM

Ha,ha,ha
I guess it's sort of funny in a 'well, that's sort of dumb' way

bkelm18 · 01-08-2007, 07:18 AM

I love a good corny joke.

01-07-2007, 05:45 PM	#1
oklawall XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Maud, Oklahoma Posts: 10,166	NWS Einstein's least known Theory Einstein's birthday was just the other day. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

01-07-2007, 07:04 PM	#2
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01-07-2007, 07:48 PM	#6
kevin7 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 761	Ha,ha,ha I guess it's sort of funny in a 'well, that's sort of dumb' way

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