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**hacker15** · 12-09-2006, 04:46 PM

A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on a plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat. Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to make sport of him.

"You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk."

The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What'd ya like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know, "says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, "How about nuclear proliferation?"

"Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to belittle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff --- grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

Dumbfounded, the young man replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me then," says the cowboy with a smile, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nukes when you don't know sh*t?"

kevin7 · 12-09-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by hacker15

"So tell me then," says the cowboy with a smile, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nukes when you don't know sh*t?"

Where do you get all these funny jokes?

db99wj · 12-09-2006, 09:01 PM

Copy, open email, paste, send to father in law! LOL.

**jmiahhenry** · 12-09-2006, 10:42 PM

That is hilarious

**oklawall** · 12-10-2006, 07:09 AM

when will the young guys learn

**hacker15** · 12-10-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kevin7

Where do you get all these funny jokes?

Have some friends from Texas that swap these around - some guys have a great sense of humor!

12-09-2006, 04:46 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,195	Talking To An Old Cowboy A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on a plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat. Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to make sport of him. "You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk." The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What'd ya like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know, "says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, "How about nuclear proliferation?" "Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to belittle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff --- grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" Dumbfounded, the young man replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me then," says the cowboy with a smile, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nukes when you don't know sht?" __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.* Mark Twain

12-09-2006, 10:42 PM	#4
jmiahhenry XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Central Cali Posts: 333	That is hilarious __________________ Jeremiah SA-XD 40 two tone, service Shoot to kill not to harm!

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12-10-2006, 07:09 AM	#5
oklawall XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Maud, Oklahoma Posts: 9,659	when will the young guys learn