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Nerves · 10-30-2006, 08:34 AM

A Father Who Was Passing By His Daughter's Bedroom Was Astonished
>to See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was
>picked Up. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up
>prominently On The Center Of The Bed. It Was
>addressed, "dad" With The Worst Premonition, He Opened
>the Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands:
>
>dear Dad, It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm
>writing This. I Had To Elope With My New Boyfriend
>because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
>i've Been Finding Real Passion With Bob And he Is
>so Nice Even With All His Piercing, Tattoos, And His
>tight Motorcycle Clothes.
>
>but It's Not Only The Passion, Dad - I'm's Pregnant
>and Bob Assures Me That We Will Be Very Happy.
>even Though You Don't Care For Him Since His Is So
>much Older Than I Am, He Already Owns A Trailer In
>the Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood Enough For The
>whole Winter.
>
>He Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And
>that's Now One Of My Dreams Too.
>Bob Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt
>anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And
>trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And
>ecstasy We Need.
>
>in The Meantime, We Pray That Science Will Find A Cure
>for Aids So That Bob Can Get Better; he Sure
>deserves It!! Don't Worry, Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How
>to Take Care Of Myself. Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back
>to Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren.
>
>your Daughter,
>
>p.s. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At Billy's
>house. I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are
>worse Things In Life Than My Report Card Which Is In
>my Desk Center Drawer.
>
>i Love You!
>ps: Call When It's Safe For Me To Come Home

tbhahn · 10-30-2006, 08:37 AM

Dang...now that is funny, I don't care who ya are!

Nerves · 10-30-2006, 09:40 AM

For all parents....lololol

Arps · 10-30-2006, 11:25 AM

Thats not funny

[TASF]Overkill · 10-30-2006, 12:02 PM

Ouch.

dave_in_delaware · 10-30-2006, 12:07 PM

I've seen that one before. My daughters better not EVER do that. Because:

1. I'd kill them for giving me a heart attack from the note!

2. I'd kill them again for going somewhere without permission
3. I'd kill them a third time for getting bad grades and doing #2.

I'm a mean Daddy, huh?

Mark M · 10-30-2006, 01:41 PM

My first question would be: "Who's this "Billy" kid?".

Mark

Apdl · 10-30-2006, 01:43 PM

haha

**XDAndMe** · 10-30-2006, 01:47 PM

I Want To Start Capitalizing Every Word, Too!

XD 40S&W · 10-30-2006, 02:16 PM

hahahah lol !hun , did the man came today to get us a price on metal bars on the window and doors?

10-30-2006, 08:34 AM	#1
Nerves XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fl. Posts: 2,029	Email from my daughter this morning. A Father Who Was Passing By His Daughter's Bedroom Was Astonished >to See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was >picked Up. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up >prominently On The Center Of The Bed. It Was >addressed, "dad" With The Worst Premonition, He Opened >the Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands: > >dear Dad, It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I'm >writing This. I Had To Elope With My New Boyfriend >because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You. >i've Been Finding Real Passion With Bob And he Is >so Nice Even With All His Piercing, Tattoos, And His >tight Motorcycle Clothes. > >but It's Not Only The Passion, Dad - I'm's Pregnant >and Bob Assures Me That We Will Be Very Happy. >even Though You Don't Care For Him Since His Is So >much Older Than I Am, He Already Owns A Trailer In >the Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood Enough For The >whole Winter. > >He Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And >that's Now One Of My Dreams Too. >Bob Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt >anyone And We'll Be Growing It For Ourselves And >trading It With Her Friends For All The Cocaine And >ecstasy We Need. > >in The Meantime, We Pray That Science Will Find A Cure >for Aids So That Bob Can Get Better; he Sure >deserves It!! Don't Worry, Dad, I'm 15 Years Old Now And I Know How >to Take Care Of Myself. Someday I'm Sure We'll Be Back >to Visit So You Can Get To Know Your Grandchildren. > >your Daughter, > >p.s. Dad, None Of This Is True. I'm Over At Billy's >house. I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are >worse Things In Life Than My Report Card Which Is In >my Desk Center Drawer. > >i Love You! >ps: Call When It's Safe For Me To Come Home __________________ \"WHEN YOU PUT ON YOUR GUN LEAVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT HOME\" NRA Member IDPA Member--Wilson Combat CQB (CDP) USPSA Member--New XD 9 Tac & G34 (Production ) IPSC Open Major--STI Trubor Grandmaster CCW's: -- XD-45 ACP 4" with Truglo TFO's & M6 Laser/Light --Kimber Tactical Pro II, ...Many More Last edited by Nerves; 10-30-2006 at 08:38 AM.

10-30-2006, 09:40 AM	#3
Nerves XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fl. Posts: 2,029	For all parents....lololol __________________ \"WHEN YOU PUT ON YOUR GUN LEAVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT HOME\" NRA Member IDPA Member--Wilson Combat CQB (CDP) USPSA Member--New XD 9 Tac & G34 (Production ) IPSC Open Major--STI Trubor Grandmaster CCW's: -- XD-45 ACP 4" with Truglo TFO's & M6 Laser/Light --Kimber Tactical Pro II, ...Many More

10-30-2006, 12:02 PM	#5
[TASF]Overkill XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lynchburg, VA Posts: 2,446	Ouch. __________________ "Semper facere bonum, an a amare odium, vita mors." [Do good always, whether through life or death, love or hate.] "He who relies solely on warlike measures shall be exterminated; he who relies solely on peaceful measures shall perish." Photo thread is back! (Until next disaster)

10-30-2006, 12:07 PM	#6
dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 6,158	I've seen that one before. My daughters better not EVER do that. Because: 1. I'd kill them for giving me a heart attack from the note! 2. I'd kill them again for going somewhere without permission 3. I'd kill them a third time for getting bad grades and doing #2. I'm a mean Daddy, huh? __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

10-30-2006, 01:43 PM	#8
Apdl XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,361	haha __________________ "He took off running, and we caught him, and he just kept resisting. So we just kept whipping his ass." -HulkXD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein Springfield XD-9 TOTAL COUNT 8206 Daily Carry Springfield 1911 Loaded Target 9mm Walther P22... needs bigger mag Ruger 10/22 Carbine Remington 700 SPS Tactical .308 Win Bushmaster M4A3 EBR Build in progress

10-30-2006, 08:37 AM	#2
tbhahn XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Valdosta Posts: 768	Dang...now that is funny, I don't care who ya are! __________________ A government big enough to give you all that you want is big enough to take it all away. - Barry Goldwater

10-30-2006, 11:25 AM	#4
Arps XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,059	Thats not funny

10-30-2006, 01:41 PM	#7
Mark M XDTalk Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 81	My first question would be: "Who's this "Billy" kid?". Mark

10-30-2006, 01:47 PM	#9
XDAndMe XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA, USA Posts: 3,402	I Want To Start Capitalizing Every Word, Too!

10-30-2006, 02:16 PM	#10
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