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SEB317 · 10-25-2006, 11:39 AM

All you guys are paranoid and HI-larious. I'm totally diggin reading your replies. I love all the references, Nuke from orbit: Aliens. Boomstick, Ash, S-Mart: Army of Darkness. Phase rifle from Terminator. Painless from Predator. All the DOOM references. I'm loving it...

Mboehlen has the right idea, head to the bar.. get sloshed... Whip out that Cricket paddle and go to work. Huzzah!!!

oden131 · 10-25-2006, 11:48 AM

oh yeah my neighbor gets neutralized right away, ive been thinking of some incendary ammo for the 870 that way if its night and if you don't kill them with a head shot you have better light for a follow up

jetsiphon · 10-25-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SEB317

Nuke from orbit!!

Zim · 10-25-2006, 11:57 AM

I put them down. Primary weapon of choice 12 gauge. My plan gather up all the firearms in the house load all of them (so I don't need to worry about reloading) strap as many of them on me and still remain mobile enough to fight, throw remaing firearms into my truck and haul a$$ up the street to super Walmart and barricade myself inside.

BBunin · 10-25-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Zim

I put them down. Primary weapon of choice 12 gauge. My plan gather up all the firearms in the house load all of them (so I don't need to worry about reloading) strap as many of them on me and still remain mobile enough to fight, throw remaing firearms into my truck and haul a$$ up the street to super Walmart and barricade myself inside.

You'd BETTER be unlocking that door for me if you get there before me....

Zim · 10-25-2006, 12:11 PM

You know people at work think I'm crazy just because I've been planning for zombies for over a year.

IdahoEv · 10-25-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by idahoev

You fight zombies with a boomstick.

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Originally Posted by nightraider

Hell no! I'd be bumpfiring my AR if they got that close, full auto will do the trick.

You're gearing up for a painful death, buddy. Didn't you ever play Halo? You can empty a full magazine into one of the f**kers and they still won't go down.

But then you pick up that shotgun ... one shell, one zombie down. Two shells, two zombies down. The Flood ain't no match for my boomstick.

Now, in some movies rifles did work. But in all of those, it was 100% about shot placement - a single round to the forehead returns the undead to rest. Allow me to quote the original, 1968 Night of the Living Dead: "Shoot for the head. Since the radiation has reactivated the brain, destroying the brain will kill the creature.".

In every zombie movie ever made, the guy spraying full auto gets killed and eaten. You either need yer trusty boomstick, or you need precision and a steady hand (depending on the film).

You must do more research if you wish to survive the coming zombie invasion. Invite a bunch of guys over this Saturday, get a case of beer, order some pizza, and go rent every zombie movie Blockbuster has. Fighting zombies requires immense endurance, so you will practice by watching movies straight through the night until 9:00am.

p.s. To the guy who said "broadsword" ... sheesh, I'd think you guys never watched a zom-bee-moo-vee. Close in work requires a chainsaw. Groovy.

Neocode · 10-25-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by IdahoEv

p.s. To the guy who said "broadsword" ... sheesh, I'd think you guys never watched a zom-bee-moo-vee. Close in work requires a chainsaw. Groovy.

Chainsaws require gas.... a sword doesn't... and a broad sword will take care of a zombie no problem!

IdahoEv · 10-25-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Neocode

Chainsaws require gas.... a sword doesn't... and a broad sword will take care of a zombie no problem!

Yeah, but see you're arguing logic. I'm arguing Bruce Campbell.

Bruce wins every time. Hail to the king, Baby!

Clobbersaurus · 10-25-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Walking Carpet

This is crazy!

I was actually using the Zombie Survival argument last night with my wife to justify a new Mossberg or AK!

LOL thats how i justified my mossy 590... i told her that she would be happy that i had it when the invasion comes...

10-25-2006, 11:39 AM	#31
SEB317 XDTalk Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 45	All you guys are paranoid and HI-larious. I'm totally diggin reading your replies. I love all the references, Nuke from orbit: Aliens. Boomstick, Ash, S-Mart: Army of Darkness. Phase rifle from Terminator. Painless from Predator. All the DOOM references. I'm loving it... Mboehlen has the right idea, head to the bar.. get sloshed... Whip out that Cricket paddle and go to work. Huzzah!!! __________________ "Keep on, keepin on. Life's a Garden, Dig it! You gotta make it work for you. You can't have no in your heart." ~The wise Joe Dirt. SA XD40 Glock 17C Kimber Custom II TLE Mossberg 500 Ruger Mini 30 Last edited by SEB317; 10-25-2006 at 11:43 AM.

10-25-2006, 11:48 AM	#32
oden131 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: little rock, arkansas Posts: 120	oh yeah my neighbor gets neutralized right away, ive been thinking of some incendary ammo for the 870 that way if its night and if you don't kill them with a head shot you have better light for a follow up __________________ ___________________________________ XD 45 Tac, TLR-1, Tru Glo TFO's XD 9mm Service

10-25-2006, 11:57 AM	#34
Zim XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Reno,NV Posts: 543	I put them down. Primary weapon of choice 12 gauge. My plan gather up all the firearms in the house load all of them (so I don't need to worry about reloading) strap as many of them on me and still remain mobile enough to fight, throw remaing firearms into my truck and haul a$$ up the street to super Walmart and barricade myself inside. __________________ My pistols XD 45 tactical XD 45 service compact XD 9 service XD 40 sub-compact Springfield 1911-A1 G.I. Beretta 92fs Sig SP2022 Walther P22 Ruger MKII S&W 640 NAA .22 magnum Vengence isn't a valid motive. Revenge is a emotional response. No, not vengence. Punishment. Sic vis pacem Parabellum.

10-25-2006, 12:11 PM	#36
Zim XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Reno,NV Posts: 543	You know people at work think I'm crazy just because I've been planning for zombies for over a year. __________________ My pistols XD 45 tactical XD 45 service compact XD 9 service XD 40 sub-compact Springfield 1911-A1 G.I. Beretta 92fs Sig SP2022 Walther P22 Ruger MKII S&W 640 NAA .22 magnum Vengence isn't a valid motive. Revenge is a emotional response. No, not vengence. Punishment. Sic vis pacem Parabellum. Last edited by Zim; 10-25-2006 at 12:14 PM.

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