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**Frenchy** · 10-19-2006, 04:34 AM

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey you! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
water did you drink?!!"

ChrisM · 10-19-2006, 05:02 AM

NOW THATS FUNNY HAAHAHA!!!

Chris

nightraider · 10-19-2006, 05:45 AM

Hahahahahah, that was one of the best jokes I've read in a while, thanks.

Arps · 10-19-2006, 05:48 AM

Thats pretty funny!

**oklawall** · 10-19-2006, 05:49 AM

good way to start the day

hellagerms · 10-19-2006, 10:59 AM

Lol

Krackels · 10-19-2006, 01:19 PM

LOL

Apdl · 10-19-2006, 01:29 PM

hahaha oh ****
haha
i cant even breathe
oh damn
the last pic sealed that deal

Apdl · 10-19-2006, 01:30 PM

oh man
i still can even look at that with out ****ting my self

dave_in_delaware · 10-19-2006, 02:01 PM

That was funny! Ain't nothing like a joke w/ pictures...

10-19-2006, 04:34 AM	#1
Frenchy XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Mid-Missouri Posts: 14,771	Koala antics...... A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey you! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!" __________________ ~SC Harvey~ "The Republicans know we have a constitution, and they dismiss it with contempt and arrogance ... The Democrats simply never heard of it ..."--Livyjr-2008 Last edited by Frenchy; 10-19-2006 at 04:36 AM.

10-19-2006, 05:02 AM	#2
ChrisM XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sparks Nevada Posts: 194	NOW THATS FUNNY HAAHAHA!!! Chris __________________ People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people! XD40 Bitone

10-19-2006, 01:19 PM	#7
Krackels XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeastern PA Posts: 19,820 Blog Entries: 6	LOL __________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." --Benjamin Franklin PA Roll Call

10-19-2006, 01:29 PM	#8
Apdl XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,381	hahaha oh ** haha i cant even breathe oh damn the last pic sealed that deal __________________ "He took off running, and we caught him, and he just kept resisting. So we just kept whipping his ass." -HulkXD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein Springfield XD-9 TOTAL COUNT 8206 Daily Carry Springfield 1911 Loaded Target 9mm Walther P22... needs bigger mag Ruger 10/22 Carbine Remington 700 SPS Tactical .308 Win Bushmaster M4A3 EBR Build in progress**

10-19-2006, 01:30 PM	#9
Apdl XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Burnsville, MN Posts: 2,381	oh man i still can even look at that with out **ting my self __________________ "He took off running, and we caught him, and he just kept resisting. So we just kept whipping his ass." -HulkXD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein Springfield XD-9 TOTAL COUNT 8206 Daily Carry Springfield 1911 Loaded Target 9mm Walther P22... needs bigger mag Ruger 10/22 Carbine Remington 700 SPS Tactical .308 Win Bushmaster M4A3 EBR Build in progress**

10-19-2006, 05:45 AM	#3
nightraider XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,483	Hahahahahah, that was one of the best jokes I've read in a while, thanks.

10-19-2006, 05:48 AM	#4
Arps XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,059	Thats pretty funny!

10-19-2006, 05:49 AM	#5
oklawall XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Maud, Oklahoma Posts: 10,516	good way to start the day

10-19-2006, 10:59 AM	#6
hellagerms XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In orbitals Posts: 4,252	Lol

10-19-2006, 02:01 PM	#10
dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 6,210	That was funny! Ain't nothing like a joke w/ pictures... __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

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