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hacker15 · 10-17-2006, 04:13 PM

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

**DanTheEldest** · 10-17-2006, 04:16 PM

It's kind of a funny thing....the only people I ever hear about getting sick are the ones who go out and get the shot.

hacker15 · 10-17-2006, 04:25 PM

Geez - that's what I tell my wife!

She gets one every year, then complains about the pain in her arm and (usually) gets a mild case of the flu!

**DanTheEldest** · 10-17-2006, 04:28 PM

Kinda makes me glad I never got an anthrax vaccine......

LUVMYSIGP225 · 10-17-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DanTheEldest

It's kind of a funny thing....the only people I ever hear about getting sick are the ones who go out and get the shot.

That is interesting. I hear them saying "I got the flu, but it didn't last as long as it could have, because I got the shot". And I say "I didn't get the shot, and I didn't get it at all"

Dustoff '68 · 10-17-2006, 05:42 PM

Damn.....he stole my thunder....that was my next public service message...sheeesshhhhhh....

AwPhuch · 10-17-2006, 05:46 PM

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What is Fujian-like strain A influenza?

All forms of flu are caused by influenza viruses and they fall into three categories: A, B and C. Fujian-like influenza is an A-type virus.
It is the A-types that are normally responsible for flu epidemics. While influenza B and C viruses are less easily spread and tend to cause less severe illness.
There are many different strains of the A-type flu virus and new ones develop every year. Depending on the way that the virus has developed, the strains can be spread more easily (or less easily) and cause more (or less) severe illness.
The Fujian-like strain has developed in a way that makes it spread more easily than other A-type strains that have been circulating in the UK population over the past few years and it causes more severe symptoms. It also seems to spread easily among children and young adults.

Its useless to get the shot...because the shot is based on the strain of last year...by the time the "flu season" comes back it has changed thus you get the shot...get mildly sick from the 1st and boom..you get hammered by the new strain

Build a strong immune system..dont shock it by getting false injections and whatnot...find out what it takes to boost your immune system and go with that (p.s 2000MG daily of Vitamin C is all your body can absorb..the rest is flushed, but imagine the power boost your immune system gets by that!)

Now with that said..there are those that NEED the shot because thier immune systems are no longer running at peak efficiency

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people aged 65 and over
people who live in an old people's home
adults and children over six months with a chronic heart or chest condition, including asthma
adults and children over six months who have chronic kidney disease
adults and children over six months with diabetes
adults and children over six months with lowered immunity due to disease (such as HIV/AIDS) or treatment such as steroid medication or cancer treatment (for example chemotherapy or radiotherapy)

Nerves · 10-17-2006, 05:47 PM

lololololololololololol~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

XD 40S&W · 10-17-2006, 05:48 PM

what is the luv flu?? knock on wood I never got it b4 so I dont know what it feel like? does it make you go limp? cant have that.

10-17-2006, 04:13 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,599	Love Story Love Story I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

10-17-2006, 04:16 PM	#2
DanTheEldest XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,499	It's kind of a funny thing....the only people I ever hear about getting sick are the ones who go out and get the shot. __________________ The only things more disturbing than the base ideologies of the new President are the lengths to which his supporters and apologists will go to try to convince themselves and the rest of us that he's not exactly who he says he is. The American abortion industry: helping rid the tired, huddled masses of their inconveniences and mistakes for four decades now. (But it's okay--the unborn aren't actually humans. What they are, we're not sure--but they're definitely not people.)

10-17-2006, 04:25 PM	#3
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,599	Geez - that's what I tell my wife! She gets one every year, then complains about the pain in her arm and (usually) gets a mild case of the flu! __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

10-17-2006, 04:28 PM	#4
DanTheEldest XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,499	Kinda makes me glad I never got an anthrax vaccine...... __________________ The only things more disturbing than the base ideologies of the new President are the lengths to which his supporters and apologists will go to try to convince themselves and the rest of us that he's not exactly who he says he is. The American abortion industry: helping rid the tired, huddled masses of their inconveniences and mistakes for four decades now. (But it's okay--the unborn aren't actually humans. What they are, we're not sure--but they're definitely not people.)

10-17-2006, 05:47 PM	#8
Nerves XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fl. Posts: 2,029	lololololololololololol~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! __________________ \"WHEN YOU PUT ON YOUR GUN LEAVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT HOME\" NRA Member IDPA Member--Wilson Combat CQB (CDP) USPSA Member--New XD 9 Tac & G34 (Production ) IPSC Open Major--STI Trubor Grandmaster CCW's: -- XD-45 ACP 4" with Truglo TFO's & M6 Laser/Light --Kimber Tactical Pro II, ...Many More

10-17-2006, 05:42 PM	#6
Dustoff '68 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 755	*Damn.....he stole my thunder....that was my next public service message...sheeesshhhhhh....*

10-17-2006, 05:48 PM	#9
XD 40S&W XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: FL Posts: 276	what is the luv flu?? knock on wood I never got it b4 so I dont know what it feel like? does it make you go limp? cant have that. __________________ XD40 SERVICE BI-TONE CUSTOME POLISH CONTROL SPRINGER 4# TRIGGER JOB TRIJICON NIGHT SIGHTS HUME 715M HOLSTER

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