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10-06-2006, 09:59 PM
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Favorite Simpsons Quote
Okay...let's give it a run. If you watch the Simpsons post your favorite Simpsons quote
"Lisa...if you don't like your job, you dont strike...you just go in every day and do it really half assed...thats the AMERICAN way" - Homer
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Zeroth law of thermodynamics : If you have 1 six pack of beer and your neighbor brings 4 beers over, you will each end up drinking only 5 beers. First law of thermodynamics : There's no such thing as a free beer. Second law of thermodynamics : Even if there was such thing as a free beer, you couldn't drink it all anyway. Third law of thermodynamics : The colder it gets, the less beer you will have. |
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10-06-2006, 10:21 PM
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Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Sorry I grew up with the simpsons I cannot just pick one qoute, in fact my simpson geekness prolly lost me some dating op. Most women just don't get it!  |
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10-06-2006, 10:47 PM
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HOMER:
MAY BE ONCE SOME ONE WILL CALL ME SIR WITHOUT ADDING YOUR MAKING A SCENE. 
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10-07-2006, 12:14 AM
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This isn't exactly related to quotes, but I thought you guys might enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC69SqMS3PM |
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10-07-2006, 05:22 AM
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Favorite:
Bart telling the Indian who runs the casino on the reservation that he bought the fireworks he got caught with from a guy on the road. Casino owner says: "That's crazy talk". Bart: "No really, I'm telling the truth". Casino owner: "Yes, I know. That was my brother, Crazy Talk. We told him to quit selling fireworks to kids". Maybe not a perfect recollection of the quotes, but close enough to get the idea across. Mark |
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10-07-2006, 05:35 AM
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Homer----"I am so smart, S M R T"
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Sean XD 9SC | XD 45ACP Service | XD 45ACP Compact | XML | Borealis "You may know where you are. God may know where you are. If you don't tell dispatch where you are, you better be on speaking terms with God." Originally Posted by Sergeant Mac It's just..........firing a Glock is like scoring with a big girl. Yeah, you'll do it....and enjoy it.....but you won't be telling all your buddies about it..... |
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10-07-2006, 06:12 AM
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Ralphie
"I bent my wookie."
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Last, but by no means least, courage--moral courage, the courage of one's convictions, the courage to see things through. The world is in a constant conspiracy against the brave. It's the age-old struggle--the roar of the crowd on one side and the voice of your conscience on the other. -Douglas MacArthur |
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10-07-2006, 06:25 AM
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Ralph
"My cat's breath smells like cat food" |
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10-07-2006, 06:32 AM
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Homer:
"Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." (talking about his gun) "I felt a surge of power, like god must feel, when he's holding a gun." "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
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