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**hacker15** · 10-05-2006, 11:50 AM

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Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash. Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage.

Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?"

"Easy," replied the blind man. "The leash goes slack."

bobsmyuncle · 10-05-2006, 12:47 PM

I heard this one before, still funny!

Nerves · 10-05-2006, 12:47 PM

Lmao, Rol , Lolololol~~~~

rangemaster · 10-07-2006, 11:08 PM

Anyone that would leave a perfectly good airplane...

cuylar · 10-08-2006, 09:06 AM

i like it

**Kauzi XD45** · 10-08-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rangemaster

Anyone that would leave a perfectly good airplane...

I jumped out of Army Aircraft. Nothing Perfect or Good about them! Jumping was a lot safer than riding out the landing!

10-05-2006, 11:50 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,380	Sky Diving Humor Skydiver Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white can and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash. Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?" "Easy," replied the blind man. "The leash goes slack." __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

10-05-2006, 12:47 PM	#3
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10-07-2006, 11:08 PM	#4
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10-08-2006, 09:06 AM	#5
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10-05-2006, 12:47 PM	#2
bobsmyuncle XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 166	I heard this one before, still funny!