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TomSwift · 09-22-2006, 04:14 PM

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom
Original Story on Excite
Sep 22, 10:32 AM (ET)

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

"Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday.

But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide "the proper financial value of the compensation."

The retiree filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time.

hacker15 · 09-22-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TomSwift

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom
Original Story on Excite
Sep 22, 10:32 AM (ET)

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

"Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday.

But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide "the proper financial value of the compensation."

The retiree filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time.

A $32,000 feelie?!? Geez! This guy must have been coyote ugly!

aiformula · 09-23-2006, 12:11 PM

come on, that's only $3200 per occasion. that's not too much, in fact by some accounts, it's a bargain.... ask anyone who's been married for over a decade.

emschris · 09-23-2006, 01:24 PM

aiformula

come on, that's only $3200 per occasion. that's not too much, in fact by some accounts, it's a bargain.... ask anyone who's been married for over a decade.

ROFLMAO.....

Truer words were never spoken.

Dhunter55 · 09-23-2006, 05:58 PM

They must not have any Champagne Rooms in Finland...lot cheaper

09-22-2006, 04:14 PM	#1
TomSwift XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 1,133	Humor in the news-So what's the right price? Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom Original Story on Excite Sep 22, 10:32 AM (ET) HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled. The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions. "Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, told Reuters Friday. But he said the court in Kokkola, about 300 miles north of Helsinki, would not decide "the proper financial value of the compensation." The retiree filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time. __________________ Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. Get Your Free Targets Here Ultrasonic Gun Cleaning

09-23-2006, 12:11 PM	#3
aiformula XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sw ohio Posts: 3,149	come on, that's only $3200 per occasion. that's not too much, in fact by some accounts, it's a bargain.... ask anyone who's been married for over a decade. __________________ Tony The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it. I am not able to believe one's religion can affect his hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be. But it may easily be a great comfort to him in this life--hence it is a valuable possession to him. - Mark Twain

09-23-2006, 05:58 PM	#5
Dhunter55 XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bikini Paradise Posts: 4,018	They must not have any Champagne Rooms in Finland...lot cheaper __________________ Let the R3VOLution begin! Go Fins

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