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sa1126 · 09-12-2006, 09:24 AM

Hopefully this isn't a repost...

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
- - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide.

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

amishclark · 09-12-2006, 09:32 AM

toyota tacoma forum:

--my truck has never had a maintenance problem...should i have bought a ranger?

sa1126 · 09-12-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amishclark

toyota tacoma forum:

--my truck has never had a maintenance problem...should i have bought a ranger?

haha, coming from a current taco owner and previous ranger owner, there could not be a more true statement.

pro2am · 09-12-2006, 09:39 AM

Jeep forum:
- - -you wouldn't understand

DMTWI · 09-12-2006, 09:45 AM

Harley Davidson forum: Now everybody understands, bike 4 sale...

**beardman2** · 09-12-2006, 10:16 AM

very good to all

**dave_in_delaware** · 09-12-2006, 10:32 AM

That was pretty funny. I didn't get some of them, but I'm not into cars, so it's ok. Still pretty funny.

Except the one with the minivan. I drive one and I usually have Disturbed blaring out of it, and NO soccer anything!!

nightraider · 09-12-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sa1126

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me.

Haha those were good, I especially liked this one.

Paul · 09-12-2006, 11:13 AM

You know you drive a DSM when the only use of your Palm is to log the car.

Some new one's since the last time I saw this. Thanks.

Zinji · 09-12-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sa1126

haha, coming from a current taco owner and previous ranger owner, there could not be a more true statement.

+1

09-12-2006, 09:24 AM	#1
sa1126 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: south texas Posts: 243	today in the car forums... Hopefully this isn't a repost... Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) forums - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forums - - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide. RX7 Forums - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. DSM Forums - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me Supra Forums - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Ford 2.3 forums - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! __________________ Olive Drab XD-9sc

09-12-2006, 09:32 AM	#2
amishclark XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: pennsyltucky Posts: 1,506	toyota tacoma forum: --my truck has never had a maintenance problem...should i have bought a ranger? __________________ some say "cheese" and i'm picturing something lovely. others say "cheese" and i'm thinking government subsidy. i am the grammar police. all your bad grammars are belong to me!

09-12-2006, 09:45 AM	#5
DMTWI XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 479	Harley Davidson forum: Now everybody understands, bike 4 sale... __________________ DT XD-9

09-12-2006, 10:16 AM	#6
beardman2 XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,950	very good to all __________________ - He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself. ~Thomas Paine I will not be involved with the dreams of angry men. Founding Documents Freedom isn't free: http://www.anysoldier.com

09-12-2006, 10:32 AM	#7
dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 5,983	That was pretty funny. I didn't get some of them, but I'm not into cars, so it's ok. Still pretty funny. Except the one with the minivan. I drive one and I usually have Disturbed blaring out of it, and NO soccer anything!! __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

09-12-2006, 09:39 AM	#4
pro2am XDTalk Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Acworth, GA Posts: 33	Jeep forum: - - -you wouldn't understand

09-12-2006, 11:13 AM	#9
Paul XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,583	You know you drive a DSM when the only use of your Palm is to log the car. Some new one's since the last time I saw this. Thanks. __________________ Paul

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