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**Frenchy** · 09-12-2006, 01:17 AM

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we
ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe "it's a-comin'."

Run N' Gun · 09-12-2006, 05:04 AM

**PackerfanXD** · 09-12-2006, 05:44 AM

Good one.

**Ed Ely** · 09-12-2006, 09:51 AM

Ok #2, that was a good one. I'm going to run
up the flag on it!

Ed

**Glenn** · 09-12-2006, 09:54 AM

Very Good

dave_in_delaware · 09-12-2006, 11:15 AM

Bwwahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Nice joke.... or is it?

Apdl · 09-12-2006, 03:14 PM

oh **** that is golden!

bobsmyuncle · 09-12-2006, 03:32 PM

But implying the simile between Fundamental Muslim to the genocide of the American Indians is absurd and removed form the actual reality. Are you trying to say that if foreigners came to your land that you have lived in since the ice age and started pushing you out you would not fight! What the American Indians stood for and what they fought for were nowhere near what the knuckle-headed Muslims believe in. I do not consider Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Geronimo in the same light as Osama Bin Laden.

**Frenchy** · 09-12-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobsmyuncle

But implying the simile between Fundamental Muslim to the genocide of the American Indians is absurd and removed form the actual reality. Are you trying to say that if foreigners came to your land that you have lived in since the ice age and started pushing you out you would not fight! What the American Indians stood for and what they fought for were nowhere near what the knuckle-headed Muslims believe in. I do not consider Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Geronimo in the same light as Osama Bin Laden.

News flash...IT'S A JOKE!!

The Knight Of Light · 09-12-2006, 04:29 PM

I got it.

Cowboys kill everything they see.

09-12-2006, 01:17 AM	#1
Frenchy XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Mid-Missouri Posts: 14,155	"it's a-comin'." Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe "it's a-comin'." __________________ ~SC Harvey~ "My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office. Within 90 days, we will go back after kitchen table dealers, and work to end the gun show and internet sales loopholes. In the first year, I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."--Barack Obama, VPC Fund Raiser, 2007

09-12-2006, 05:44 AM	#3
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09-12-2006, 09:54 AM	#5
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09-12-2006, 11:15 AM	#6
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09-12-2006, 03:14 PM	#7
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09-12-2006, 05:04 AM	#2
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09-12-2006, 03:32 PM	#8
bobsmyuncle XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 166	But implying the simile between Fundamental Muslim to the genocide of the American Indians is absurd and removed form the actual reality. Are you trying to say that if foreigners came to your land that you have lived in since the ice age and started pushing you out you would not fight! What the American Indians stood for and what they fought for were nowhere near what the knuckle-headed Muslims believe in. I do not consider Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Geronimo in the same light as Osama Bin Laden.

09-12-2006, 04:29 PM	#10
The Knight Of Light XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska(sublocated at a Sandy location far, far away) Posts: 8,868 Blog Entries: 13	I got it. Cowboys kill everything they see. __________________ No Matter Where You Go, There You Are. USPSA #L3077 What a great number!!! http://theknightoflight.blogspot.com/ Creator of TOP 'O' THE PAGE!!! Moose Fight

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