but first, any and all persons wanting to ride a subway (train, not a sandwich) must take a mental evaluation test to see if he/she is deemed mentally competant to stand next to the tracks and NOT feel the need to push someone or jump onto said tracks. only after the individual passes the test and get registered into a nation wide database, may the individual enter the station. every five years the individual must retake the test to determine their mental stability. failure to do so will result in revocation of subway (train, not sandwich) privelages.
Why the hell should I have to press '2' for English??!!