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tec · 07-10-2006, 10:32 AM

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you drunk!

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>How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....
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>English
>I Love You
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>Spanish
>Te Amo
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>French
>Je T'aime
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>German
>lch Liebe Dich
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>Japanese
>Ai ****e Imasu
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>Thai
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>Phom rak khun
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>Italian
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>Ti amo
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>Chinese
>Wo Ai Ni
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>Swedish
>Jag Alskar
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>Alabama
>Arkansas
>Kansas
>Oklahoma
>Texas
>North Carolina
>South Carolina
>Georgia
>Tennessee
>Idaho
>Missouri
>Mississippi
>Montana
>Louisiana
>Virginia
>West Virginia
>Kentucky
>parts of Florida
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>Nice Ass , get in the truck

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The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.

In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.

[img=http://img40.imagevenue.com/loc418/th_40816_us_navy_418lo.jpg]

propellerhead · 07-10-2006, 11:24 AM

I'm not seeing the photo.

tec · 07-10-2006, 11:30 AM

sorry dealing with other problem right now, will deal with asap.

the yetty · 07-10-2006, 03:37 PM

Thanks for the jokes, highlight of my day.

07-10-2006, 10:32 AM	#1
tec XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Holland Ohio Posts: 8,643 Blog Entries: 1	joke of the day 7-10-06 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? scroll down > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you drunk! --------- >How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... > >English >I Love You > >Spanish >Te Amo > >French >Je T'aime > >German >lch Liebe Dich > >Japanese >Ai ***e Imasu > >Thai > >Phom rak khun > >Italian > >Ti amo > >Chinese >Wo Ai Ni > >Swedish >Jag Alskar > >Alabama >Arkansas >Kansas >Oklahoma >Texas >North Carolina >South Carolina >Georgia >Tennessee >Idaho >Missouri >Mississippi >Montana >Louisiana >Virginia >West Virginia >Kentucky >parts of Florida > >Nice Ass , get in the truck ---------------- The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. [img=http://img40.imagevenue.com/loc418/th_40816_us_navy_418lo.jpg] Last edited by tec : 07-10-2006 at 11:31 AM.*

07-10-2006, 11:24 AM	#2
propellerhead XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Foat Wurth, TX Posts: 3,477	I'm not seeing the photo. __________________ XD-9 Tactical for practice & IDPA, XD-40 Subcompact for concealed carry, XD-45 Service for home defense. Three purposes, three calibers, three models. One gun.

07-10-2006, 03:37 PM	#4
the yetty XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 179	Thanks for the jokes, highlight of my day. __________________ ----------------------------------- XD40, Beretta 92s (yes you read it right, not a 92fs), Sig p6, Kel-tec SU-16ca (I live in CA), Ruger M77 w/ Leopold 3x9, Winchester .22, Ruger MarkI, Remington 870 (the real "Jack of all trades").

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07-10-2006, 11:30 AM	#3
tec XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Holland Ohio Posts: 8,643 Blog Entries: 1	sorry dealing with other problem right now, will deal with asap.