As trolling has apparently become a popular pass time here on XDTalk, I will start a game. Reply to the post above you and then make a troll post.
The rules are simple:
Follow all forum rules.
No repeats of a previous topic.
Make your reply as long as you want. You are the only person speaking on this topic, so say everything there is to say.

No Personal attacks. It's all in good fun.
Then, from now on, whenever anyone posts a troll question, you can link to this thread and say it's been discussed already.
And the starter is...
The universal troll post: What caliber should I get for my self defense gun?