The Deer Hunt
A man decided to take his wife out with him deer hunting.
She had never been on any kind of a hunt before and he wanted her to succeed, so he left her hidden in the bush while he tried to find deer that he could drive toward her.
All of the sudden he heard a shot where he had left his wife in the woods.
Then he heard loud voices so he ran back to see what was happening.
When he got there he saw his wife arguing with a man.
Just as he got close enough to hear the conversation, the man said, "OK, OK, it's your deer. Just let me get my saddle off of it first."
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.