Ban blank-firing guns!
The union will probably back the guy up and keep him from getting fired. Then he'll spend the rest of his career getting paid to sit in the teachers' lounge, because the school district has to keep him away from students.
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I don't care that he's black. I hate him because he's Red.
The guy who thinks he's the smartest one in the room never is.