Washington MonumentThis is a discussion on Washington Monument within the XDTalk Chatter Box forums, part of the XD Talk category; Just saw on the news that the Washington Monument is slowly sinking into the ground. Hmm... America's largest phallic (corrected by bucc5207 - thanks) symbol ...
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03-14-2012, 10:19 PM
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Washington Monument
Just saw on the news that the Washington Monument is slowly sinking into the ground. Hmm... America's largest phallic (corrected by bucc5207 - thanks) symbol is shrinking. What do you think it means?
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03-14-2012, 10:23 PM
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Are our founding fathers speaking up? Something to do with the women withholding sex in protest?
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03-14-2012, 10:46 PM
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I think they built a heavy structure with a small footprint on swampland
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03-14-2012, 10:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Groo
I think they built a heavy structure with a small footprint on swampland 
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I know bu what's the fun in that? LOL
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03-14-2012, 11:24 PM
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fine then.
The Nation's Falic Symbol only looks smaller as we put on more weight, but it is still the same total length
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03-14-2012, 11:33 PM
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It's phallic, dammit. Still erect at 128 years of age. Let's see if you can say the same.
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03-14-2012, 11:51 PM
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The Washington Monument is embarrassed by the political climate in Washington DC and is trying to hide.
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03-15-2012, 12:25 AM
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Ours is bigger!
And we don't need no stinkin' political viagra to keep it up
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"quo vadis"
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03-15-2012, 12:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AwPhuch
Ours is bigger!
And we don't need no stinkin' political viagra to keep it up
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To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 post(s). : [after handing the gun to Newt] It is better to have that and not need it, then to need it and not have it.
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03-15-2012, 01:32 AM
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Well, I guess it is due in part of D.C. being so full of sh**, stuff is bound to start sinking in it.
As for our founding fathers, they are all spinning in their graves from all the autrocities that has been going on for the last 50+ years.
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Ours is bigger!
And we don't need no stinkin' political viagra to keep it up
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Not only that, but isn't the Texas State Capital in Austin taller than US Capital?
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