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Old Man

This is a discussion on Old Man within the XDTalk Chatter Box forums, part of the XD Talk category; 102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling?". "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an ...


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Old 03-02-2012, 10:32 AM   #1
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102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling?".

"I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an nineteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"

"Exactly", said the doctor.


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Old 03-02-2012, 10:33 AM   #2
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:40 AM   #3
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Thats a keeper
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:08 AM   #4
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:44 AM   #5
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That's a good one LOL
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:04 PM   #6
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Almost had to wipe the tears from my eyes on that one.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:13 PM   #7
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Well played sir.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:19 PM   #8
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Lol good one.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:33 PM   #9
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