Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[LJenkmd]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[N.E. Tx.XD]

LOVE IT!

[ta2dave76]

Good stuff!!!

[ChileRelleno]

Read it aloud to my wife, I laughed heartily... She, not so much

[sdprof]

Beware, there's the rebuttal out there as well

Why guns are better than men

10. A gun will never leave you for a better gun.
9. A gun will never compare you to another gun.
8. A gun never lies about its barrel length.
7. A gun doesn't mind if you admire another gun.
6. A gun lets you sleep in the middle of the bed and never hogs the covers.
5. A gun doesn't mind if you play with other guns.
4. A gun is ready to go any time you are.
3. A gun will never complain when you ask them to do a job for you.
2. A gun doesn't get soft just when you're starting to enjoy the action.

And the number one reason why Guns Are Better Than Men…

1.After they've fired all their rounds, they can be reloaded and ready to go immediately!

[Captain Jack]

Can't have sex with a gun. Well, maybe you can, but NOT recommended...bad idea.

[usmamg]

11. Ammo is cheaper than jewelry

[Medic738]

Stolen thanks

[LagerHead]

8. A gun never lies about its barrel length.

Yep, a gun is better than me.