$*!% my boss saysThis is a discussion on $*!% my boss says within the XDTalk Chatter Box forums, part of the XD Talk category; I am not hear to piss and moan, but i do want to tell ya guys stupid stuff my boss tells me.... i think i ...
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09-13-2011, 09:24 PM
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$*!% my boss says
I am not hear to piss and moan, but i do want to tell ya guys stupid stuff my boss tells me.... i think i will keep this going on a normal thing.. feel free to add your own stuff...
the other day my boss says "i feel dizzy" me being me i tell him i dont care. he then says " here is some nitro pills just put this under my tongue if i pass out" i then look at the nitro and tell him this has been expired for 3 and half years, and nitro is not used for dizzy people.. i will not give exp drugs and will not give it for dizzy people it is not ethical." he then says " it is ok it was giving to me by a doctor, and i have 30 percent blockage"
i then laughed and told him to keep his pills i know how to call 911....
so that is this one.. i have a few more..
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09-13-2011, 09:26 PM
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Lol...subscribed
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09-13-2011, 09:44 PM
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Oh yes.
Subscribing to this.
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09-13-2011, 09:46 PM
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I'll have to keep post some of the gems my boss says!
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09-13-2011, 09:58 PM
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I had to write down my favorites to pick one.
This is not so much funny content as it is a foot in mouth moment.
On my first day of work my boss (female) says jokingly, "man, I feel like I'm working harder than a hebrew slave" only to find out moments later that her newest hire (me) is Jewish. The look on her face when my co-worker told her this fun nugget of information was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Hope that brought some enjoyment!
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09-13-2011, 10:04 PM
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My peers and I thought it would be appropriate to write a book called "$*!% my boss says" as a parody to "$*!% my dad says" as our boss is king when it comes to one-liners.
For example, the other week we were evaluating a replacement vendor and when they asked why we were looking to switch he said, "Quite frankly they go down more than a porn star!"
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09-13-2011, 10:04 PM
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I know some of you have ol sergeant tales.
"I have underwear older than you, and they are more productive."
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09-13-2011, 10:05 PM
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hahaha...i love when people do that....
another boss along time ago... dont remember much about it... he said "serious as a lump on a breast"... the person he was talking to had breast cancer our some one near them...
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09-13-2011, 10:22 PM
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he said "serious as a lump on a breast"... the person he was talking to had breast cancer or some one near them...
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ooo, that's rough
I've had a couple good "blah blah blah run your mouth about someone" then the "He's standing right behind me isn't he"
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09-13-2011, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by KyleS
ooo, that's rough
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ya he was fired...
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