$*!% my boss says

[RodsnRides]

Here's a few more for you to contemplate. Enjoy.

"Like trying to fit the round hole in the square peg."

"I slept like a rocket last night."

"Repetitiously, once a week."

"Like a bully in a china hutch."

"They need to get their sack in one bag."

"If they're not willing to play ball, I have another big stick in the wings."

"I will give this a brain drain."

"He's busier than a wet paperchaser."

"But what do I know, I'm just a peon in that pod."

He means well-it just comes out wrong.

[AwPhuch]

Originally Posted by RodsnRides

Here's a few more for you to contemplate. Enjoy.

"Like trying to fit the round hole in the square peg."

"I slept like a rocket last night."

"Repetitiously, once a week."

"Like a bully in a china hutch."

"They need to get their sack in one bag."

"If they're not willing to play ball, I have another big stick in the wings."

"I will give this a brain drain."

"He's busier than a wet paperchaser."

"But what do I know, I'm just a peon in that pod."

He means well-it just comes out wrong.

Either your boss makes em up to try and be funny...or he is the biggest knuckle dragging rock ape EVER!

[RodsnRides]

Originally Posted by AwPhuch

Either your boss makes em up to try and be funny...or he is the biggest knuckle dragging rock ape EVER!

Actually, he is not my boss. An associate and Manager amongst the folks I work with. And, he's really a good guy, just mixes stuff up.

How about some more...

"I can't phantom why they would do that."

"There's a lot of if's, what's and but's involved with that."

"I'm thinking ahead of myself here."

"I'm going to meet with those guys so we can all be on the same boat."

"Can't see the trees for the forest."

"That is not the matter of the principal."

"I had it done in one fall sweep."

"You're on your own today, I have too many fires in the kettle."

"I'm a dollar late and no way short."

[Smoakie976]

Rods, those are hilarious! I cannot believe that he says all of those....LMFAO!

[RodsnRides]

Originally Posted by Smoakie976

Rods, those are hilarious! I cannot believe that he says all of those....LMFAO!

Thanks, I'm glad I could share. The group of us have been working with this fellow for 10 years now, these little "tidbits of knowledge" come out of various conversations. We get together occassionally and share these and someone decided to compile a list. So, here we are...

Let's go again, shall we?

"We gave them an inch last year, now they are coming back for a foot."

"They make it as hard as sawing rocks."

"I'm deadbeat tired."

"My heart just bleeds peanut butter for you."

"I've been running around like a chicken with its legs chopped off."

"There are some costs associated with saving."

"I'm going to throw my hat in the fire."

"There are a lot of drawbacks, some good, some bad."

"1/2 of one, 6 dozen to the other."

[Smoakie976]

Your boss is making my day bro! LMAO! Hilarious!

[t_byrd]

Originally Posted by RodsnRides

Thanks, I'm glad I could share. The group of us have been working with this fellow for 10 years now, these little "tidbits of knowledge" come out of various conversations. We get together occassionally and share these and someone decided to compile a list.

I'm subscribed just because of these! HAH

[brian704]

boss came in said he is a bad diabetic as he is eatting a donut. he said his blood suger is really high at 162.... hahaha...

i dont remeber from emt class, but normal bs is like 120...

[///MCoupé]

the big one that bothers me is "supposably"...

[Reverenddel]

Rods? I'm rolling in a meeting! Sharing these... People are crying! YOU! FOR THE WIN!