$*!% my boss says

[AwPhuch]

Originally Posted by ghost--scout

There are so many Marine Corps-isms to say that Chuck Norris couldn't even know them all. Terminal Lance is a good place to start though lol

Thats just F'n sad that I actually UNDERSTAND those comics!!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

[brian704]

alright here is another i waited to tell this one... i dont know alot about alot but i know a little about alot of things... i have been in tazzer class i have tazzed people and i have been tazzed... so i know a thing about it...

boss " the police tazzer is weak. i bought a personal one and it is much stronger then the police tazzer." me " ummmm no it is not let me get a buddy to come up here and lets taz you with your tazzer and then the police tazzer" his response " a cop took mine because he needed it"

[So Flo]

Subscribing...I gotta get in on this one!

[trutz36xdm]

I've subscribed too. Most of my additions will just be kind of sad really but I'll think of somehting.

[RodsnRides]

I work with a Manager who comes up with some funny stuff-without even realizing it. I will share a few classics over the next couple of days. These are like Lay's potato chips-you can't stop at just one...

"...that is the bone in my contention."

"That was just a grammical error."

"I hit the nail on the number."

"I'm reading between the tea leaves here."

"Let's make sure we aren't barking down the wrong path."

"What goes around turns around."

"This is an exercise in fertility."

"Safety is just inbredded in me."

"We're going to have to cut the biblical cord at some point here."

More to come. Stay tuned...

[brian704]

Originally Posted by RodsnRides

I work with a Manager who comes up with some funny stuff-without even realizing it. I will share a few classics over the next couple of days. These are like Lay's potato chips-you can't stop at just one...

"...that is the bone in my contention."

"That was just a grammical error."

"I hit the nail on the number."

"I'm reading between the tea leaves here."

"Let's make sure we aren't barking down the wrong path."

"What goes around turns around."

"This is an exercise in fertility."

"Safety is just inbredded in me."

"We're going to have to cut the biblical cord at some point here."

More to come. Stay tuned...

so is he just saying the wrong things to be funny our is he just not knowing what he is saying... hahaha

[gordonw1]

My boss frequently says "on today" or "on tomorrow" as in "On tomorrow we are going to have a meeting...." It drives me crazy.

Also, she says "e-sensual" instead of "essential" all the time, completely unaware.

[jefb]

There was a foreman at a place that I used to work at.

"That is a two handled sword."

and many other gems.

The fact that a microwave oven worked on thermonuclear reactions.
"Why else would everybody say that you "Nuke lunch."?"

[RodsnRides]

Originally Posted by brian704

so is he just saying the wrong things to be funny our is he just not knowing what he is saying... hahaha

He doesn't realize what he is saying. Dead serious, just mixes things up. We know what he means to say, but it comes out wrong.

How about some more (I have a bunch):

"I'm thinking out of the clouds on this."

"I'm as hungry as a moose in heat."

"I'm trying to get the best buck out of my dollar."

"They keep me in the dark and feed me mushrooms."

"Okay, but that's like gas and water."

"We're between a rock and a heartbeat."

"All we have to remember is this one letter word, safety."

"Do you understand what I am saying, or am I talking to a dead horse?"

"Quote me if I'm wrong."

You just can't make this stuff up. More later!

[Smoakie976]

We have a really good looking girl that I work with and everybody likes here. Well she sat in some grease, I work at a car dealership, the boss grabs her tells her to turn around grabs her pants and says, "that grease is still there" as he is grabbing her ass. She gets all flustered and says it is hot out here and leaves, when she does he looks to me and says, "why don't you f*ck her for me!" I couldn't believe what I saw...crazy!