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08-17-2011, 08:47 PM
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Yo momma so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down.
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08-17-2011, 09:44 PM
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Yo momma so fat that when she drops her panties down to'er knees...
There is still P**** in'em!
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08-17-2011, 09:58 PM
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Oh this is gonna be a good thread..
Yo momma so fat, when she sits "around the house," she really sits AROUND the house.
Yo moma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell for her.
yo moma so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo moma so stupid she tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo moma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
Yo moma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
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08-18-2011, 01:07 AM
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yo momma so old her last pet was a triceratops
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08-18-2011, 01:57 AM
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Your momma is so fat, everytime she turns around her friends throw her a "welcome back!" party.
Your momma is so fat, when God decided to create the universe, He told her to step aside.
Your momma is so fat, this is how she plays hop-scotch; Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....
Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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08-18-2011, 03:58 AM
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Your momma is so fat that when I'm done having sex with her, I roll over twice and I'm still on da bitch.
Your momma is so ugly, Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her.
Your momma is so dumb, she saw a sign that read "Wet Cement", so she did.
Your momma is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
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08-18-2011, 04:39 AM
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Yo momma so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so black, when she gets cut smoke pours out!
Yo momma is so old, she knows God's social security number!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mother!
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08-18-2011, 04:51 AM
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Yo mamma so ugly Yo grandmamma had to tie a steak to her to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and they gave her a job application.
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08-18-2011, 04:53 AM
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Yo mamma so dumb somebody told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.
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08-18-2011, 05:06 AM
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This is an oldie but goodie - yo momma is so skinny, she can hula hoop with a Cheerio!
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