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aiformula · 04-15-2006, 04:21 AM

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint.
The cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic church over certain of Kerry's views."
Kerry's manager then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint."

The cardinal thought about it and said, "Well the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Kerry's manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And during the sermon, as promised, the cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present. Then the cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Senator Kerry's presence was probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. I could never again trust the man after he turned on his buddies in Viet Nam. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply isn't to be trusted."

The cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint."

Oni · 04-15-2006, 05:24 AM

Lying liberal ****s, I hate them,

xd4life · 04-15-2006, 05:24 AM

That's great!!!

I gotta email that to my buddy Boortz.

tec · 04-15-2006, 05:47 AM

First morning laugh!!! THANKS!!!!!!

Brickboy240 · 04-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Kerry and Kenedy..surely the good people of Massachusetts deserve better representation that these two bozos. Amazing that they are the descendants of those that fought off the British.

- Brickboy240

04-15-2006, 04:21 AM	#1
aiformula XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sw ohio Posts: 3,081	the saint On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint. The cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic church over certain of Kerry's views." Kerry's manager then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint." The cardinal thought about it and said, "Well the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Kerry's manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And during the sermon, as promised, the cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present. Then the cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Senator Kerry's presence was probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. I could never again trust the man after he turned on his buddies in Viet Nam. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply isn't to be trusted." The cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint." __________________ Tony Obama '08... change we can bereave in. Guns are like orgasms.......you just can't have enough good ones!

04-15-2006, 05:24 AM	#3
xd4life XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Back in HOTLANTA Posts: 2,251	That's great!!! I gotta email that to my buddy Boortz. __________________ "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." Rick Hebert "The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities.... It is best to win without fighting." Sun-tzu 300 B.C Bob Barr FOR PRESIDENT

04-17-2006, 08:31 AM	#5
Brickboy240 XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Houston, TX, USA Posts: 8,988	Kerry and Kenedy..surely the good people of Massachusetts deserve better representation that these two bozos. Amazing that they are the descendants of those that fought off the British. - Brickboy240 __________________ The top 25% of wage earners in America pay 86% of all federal income taxes collected. (according to 2007 IRS website data) Es mejor morir a pie que vivir arrodillado Volvo...the Swedish Brick!

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04-15-2006, 05:24 AM	#2
Oni XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,544	Lying liberal ****s, I hate them,

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tec XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Holland Ohio Posts: 8,643 Blog Entries: 1	First morning laugh!!! THANKS!!!!!!