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03-08-2006, 07:36 PM
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ball n chain
since i've joined, i've always called my fiance my wife since we've been together so long, but on saturday, we're actually shackling my ankles......wish me luck
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03-08-2006, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Oregon
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Good luck.. and I would suggest a good lubricant, such as surgi-lube.. it will make the whole experience a lot more pleasant.
Raymond
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03-08-2006, 08:03 PM
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PLEASE, I am just kidding , but, These are some of the lines I heard 13 years ago:
It's cheaper to keep her. Can't live with 'em, can't hide the body well enough to bury 'em. Did you offer her the "warrenty" package on yourself, with a guarenteed service provider should you fail to perform? Does she realize she can take the coke goggles off now since you dragged her home and let her see what she's really getting. Haven't the date rape drugs worn off already? And she stayed? How strong were those things? Did you get her eyes checked, and she still wants to be with you after seeing you?? Is her name Toler,as in Toler A. Nance, as in tolerance in being with you? I had me some good friends back then. Strangley enough, all of the guys who said stuff like that to me are now DEE-VORCD. Huh, wonder why?? |
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03-08-2006, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Virginia, C.S.A.
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Just remember, if she likes it, you LOVE it!
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03-08-2006, 08:52 PM
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Location: Santa Rosa CA
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Getting married? Why? Are you tired of having sex?
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03-08-2006, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
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Doctors have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive 90%
Wedding cake.... All jokes aside, congradulations!
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03-08-2006, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Planet Earth
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Congradulations, and I hope things work out well for you and your mate. MasonXD40, they also found some new spray that actually hightens a womans sex drive, so theres hope for him yet! Source for Spray
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03-08-2006, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Congratulations on your wedding. Enjoy it, and the wedding night.
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03-09-2006, 03:56 AM
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Location: SC
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not to jack your thread, but i got less then 4 weeks myself till the big day congrads man you are probably in the same boat as i am in now, tired of hearing and dealing with it and just want it to be over with
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03-10-2006, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Land 'o Lakes, MN
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It's a truly sad world when those who are married express such disdain for their marriages...
 tomorrow is my 6-year anniversary, and what I wouldn't give to live that day all over again. My wedding day was the best day of my life, bar none. In 6 years my bride has given me two gorgeous children and has worked tirelessly to make every house a home. I can't believe how good God has been to me. Don't walk in with a downward view. It takes work to make a marriage work, but it is so, so worth it. God bless you in your life together--may it be long and at least half as happy as mine! 
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