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Apdl · 03-07-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcrich33

"Do you know why when a rancher f*cks sheep, he does so at the edge of a clilff?"

"It's so the sheep will push back."

George Carlin

hahahaha

retired · 03-08-2006, 12:13 AM

You guys are really baaa...............................d.

**Old School** · 03-08-2006, 05:06 AM

Wham, Bam, thank you lamb!

dave_in_delaware · 03-08-2006, 07:23 AM

THAT'S funny Old School!! ROFLMAO!!

**beardman2** · 03-08-2006, 07:41 AM

The real story to me is the 13 y/o girl that was home alone when this guy came a nockin'. Not to mention he's a deputy fire chief!

slowburn · 03-09-2006, 07:19 AM

[quote="Son of Norway"]Damn wool gets stuck in my zipper.

[/quote

That's why the Scots wear KILTS....plus Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away according to SA......

brian40 · 03-09-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thirdtimesthecharm

velcro gloves

Now that's funny!

ken_mays · 03-09-2006, 10:00 PM

According to a friend who's an authority on the subject, the proper way to do the deed is to wear a pair of knee-high rubber boots.

That way you can drop the sheep's rear legs into the boots with you, and there ain't no getting away.

He did recommend the cliff-edge technique as well.

brian40 · 03-10-2006, 03:18 PM

Oh yeah, for both of you its "friends" that know this

ken_mays · 03-10-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brian40

Oh yeah, for both of you its "friends" that know this

And I'm sticking adamantly to that story.

03-08-2006, 05:06 AM	#13
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03-08-2006, 07:23 AM	#14
dave_in_delaware XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wilmington, DE Posts: 6,158	THAT'S funny Old School!! ROFLMAO!! __________________ Dave Daily carry = XD-9 service in a Blackhawk CQC SERPA holster, a Spyderco Native, and a Streamlight Scorpion. "Everything matters... unless it's antimatter." “A person has the right to keep and bear arms for the defense of self, family, home and State, and for hunting and recreational use.” [Delaware Constitution, Article I, § 20 Right to keep and bear arms]

03-08-2006, 07:41 AM	#15
beardman2 XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,955	The real story to me is the 13 y/o girl that was home alone when this guy came a nockin'. Not to mention he's a deputy fire chief! __________________ - He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself. ~Thomas Paine I will not be involved with the dreams of angry men. Founding Documents Freedom isn't free: http://www.anysoldier.com

03-10-2006, 03:18 PM	#19
brian40 XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,535	Oh yeah, for both of you its "friends" that know this __________________ Brian "Did I say that outloud?"

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03-08-2006, 12:13 AM	#12
retired XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: S. Calif. Posts: 5,548	You guys are really baaa...............................d.

03-09-2006, 07:19 AM	#16
slowburn XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 322	[quote="Son of Norway"]Damn wool gets stuck in my zipper. [/quote That's why the Scots wear KILTS....plus Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away according to SA......

03-09-2006, 10:00 PM	#18
ken_mays XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 401	According to a friend who's an authority on the subject, the proper way to do the deed is to wear a pair of knee-high rubber boots. That way you can drop the sheep's rear legs into the boots with you, and there ain't no getting away. He did recommend the cliff-edge technique as well.