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TAT MAN · 03-01-2006, 12:50 PM

The hypnotist
He gets on the stage, in front of 800 people, and says." For tonights show, instead of just hypnotizing 8 people, I am going to hypnotize all of you, "
He brings out his gold pocket watch, which has been in the family for 6 generations.
He tells the audience to "Watch the watch" he swings it back and forth, back and forth, "Watch the watch"
and the stage lights are glimmering off the gold watch, " You are getting sleepy, Watch the watch, all you hear is my commands Watch the watch !"
the audience is getting mesmerized, as he repeats "Watch the watch."
The audience is in his control.
The watch slips from his fingers and breaks into a zillion pieces,
He looks at his prized, broken watch,

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" **** ! " he shouts
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I guess the cleaning crew is still cussing him out.

jednp · 03-01-2006, 12:52 PM

that'd be a ****ty situation to find yourself in

CIVILENG · 03-01-2006, 01:02 PM

that joke stinks

jednp · 03-01-2006, 01:03 PM

I wonder if the hypnotist got in deep **** for doing that?

03-01-2006, 12:50 PM	#1
TAT MAN XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: At the end of I-75 Posts: 114	Hypnotist.... Good joke ??? The hypnotist He gets on the stage, in front of 800 people, and says." For tonights show, instead of just hypnotizing 8 people, I am going to hypnotize all of you, " He brings out his gold pocket watch, which has been in the family for 6 generations. He tells the audience to "Watch the watch" he swings it back and forth, back and forth, "Watch the watch" and the stage lights are glimmering off the gold watch, " You are getting sleepy, Watch the watch, all you hear is my commands Watch the watch !" the audience is getting mesmerized, as he repeats "Watch the watch." The audience is in his control. The watch slips from his fingers and breaks into a zillion pieces, He looks at his prized, broken watch, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " ! " he shouts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I guess the cleaning crew is still cussing him out. __________________ XD 40 subcompact Ruger P-85 Ruger P-94

03-01-2006, 01:02 PM	#3
CIVILENG XDTalk Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 65	that joke stinks __________________ CE

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03-01-2006, 12:52 PM	#2
jednp XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 4,691	that'd be a ****ty situation to find yourself in

03-01-2006, 01:03 PM	#4
jednp XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 4,691	I wonder if the hypnotist got in deep **** for doing that?