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**Frenchy** · 03-01-2006, 07:04 AM

Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled
back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
Should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
it easy and follow my instructions.. First, let's make
sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what??

east_stingray · 03-01-2006, 07:09 AM

LMAO... I was born and partially raised in AR, and here I am, an Illinois EMT. Doesn't bode well for the population, I don't guess.

**jalley** · 03-01-2006, 08:07 AM

I bet they were west virginians.

**Frenchy** · 03-01-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalley

I bet they were west virginians.

I don't know!...We gotta few of them round these parts...

FrEaK_aCcIdEnT · 03-01-2006, 09:14 AM

Makes me not want to go hunting with a friend i know.

I dont think ill ever think of hunting the same again.

03-01-2006, 07:04 AM	#1
Frenchy XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Mid-Missouri Posts: 14,158	Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What Should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?? __________________ ~SC Harvey~ "My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office. Within 90 days, we will go back after kitchen table dealers, and work to end the gun show and internet sales loopholes. In the first year, I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."--Barack Obama, VPC Fund Raiser, 2007

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03-01-2006, 07:09 AM	#2
east_stingray XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,285	LMAO... I was born and partially raised in AR, and here I am, an Illinois EMT. Doesn't bode well for the population, I don't guess.

03-01-2006, 08:07 AM	#3
jalley XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: WV Posts: 1,409	I bet they were west virginians.

03-01-2006, 09:14 AM	#5
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 390	Makes me not want to go hunting with a friend i know. I dont think ill ever think of hunting the same again.