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Location: Mid-Missouri
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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
I'm sure these aren't approved by the states' tourism bureaus, but....
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity! Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good. Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S". Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free. Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn. Kansas First Of The Rectangle States. Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It. Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians. Minnesota 10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes. Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State. Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work. Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,and Honest Elections! Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest. Nevada Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone! New Jersey You Want A Motto? I Got Yer Motto Right here! New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets or Cleaner than the regular Mexico. New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense! North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable. North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan! Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing. Oregon Spotted Owl?..It's What's For Dinner! Pennsylvania Cook With Coal. Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island! South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet. South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota. Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. Texas Se Hablo Ingles! Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus! Vermont Ay, Yep! Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix. Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!! West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared. & The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place!
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~SC Harvey~ "My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office. Within 90 days, we will go back after kitchen table dealers, and work to end the gun show and internet sales loopholes. In the first year, I intend to work with Congress on a national no carry law, 1 gun a month purchase limits, and bans on all semi-automatic guns."--Barack Obama, VPC Fund Raiser, 2007 |
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XDTalk 1K Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ft Benning, GA
Posts: 1,344
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Woohoo! Hookers and Poker!
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XDTalk 100 Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: North Georgia
Posts: 207
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Sadly, New York's isn't a joke.
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XD .40 SC in OD GREEN God, Family, and the pursuit of self-defense! |
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XDTalk 2K Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: "Blink...and you're mine!"
Posts: 2,035
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That's because NY is filled with a bunch of anit-gun, left-wingers.
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