excuse me "mam", do u have a weiner?

[BeardXXXd]

unreal.. this town is about 20 mins from me..
ive been watching this story since it broke.. ive been in tears as the story has developed..
at first it was a strange man running out of the store with something he microwaved..
then it turned into a severed penis falling out of the napkin
now this.. unreal.. dumb people. if they only put half the effort of this stunt into straightening out their lives.. we'd all be better off.


MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- A bizarre incident in McKeesport Thursday night involving a microwave and what was believed to be a male body part is being called a hoax.

Police in McKeesport said a woman who needed to pass a work-related drug test was the reason behind a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

A clerk at the Giant Eagle Get-Go store along Lyle Boulevard told police that a man brought what appeared to be a severed penis into the store and asked her to microwave it Thursday night.

But police said the item was actually a fake, hollow penis that a woman planned to use to pass a drug test.

McKeesport Police Chief Joseph Pero said the woman's male companion had filled the device with his urine, which the woman somehow planned to pass off as hers for a drug test.


The couple stopped at the convenience store to have the device microwaved because the woman wanted the device to be warmed up to something approaching body temperature -- as part of the drug-testing ruse.

Police said they plan to charge the man and woman criminally, although the exact charges haven't been determined.

Giant Eagle officials aren't commenting on the incident.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/7402304/detail.html

[Apdl]

stupid ass people haha

[bd1]

There's a country song in there somewhere.......

bd

[therooster]

why would a woman use a fake penis?

[TomSwift]

I read the article from the KDKA website this morning before it was known that this was not real.
Love this section....

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed. (I think there's a joke here.)

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport. (Duh!)

“I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,” (Ya think!)

[TomSwift]

Originally Posted by therooster

why would a woman use a fake penis?

Do you mean as it relates to this story or for OTHER uses!

I read it that she had put her urine in it for the man to use to pass a drug test. Funny if this had been successfully pulled off (sorry, no pun intended) and she had been pregnant.

[therooster]

Originally Posted by TomSwift

I read it that she had put her urine in it for the man to use to pass a drug test.

in the story above it says just the opposite... thats why i asked the question.

[TomSwift]

Well, I read it twice and twisted it in my head. I have to think the reporter got this mixed up.

[BeardXXXd]

ya that was my whole deal..

if ur in a situation where u cant easily sneak a "container" of urine.
it does make sense to have a fake penis..
BUT
NOT when you are a woman!!!

[TomSwift]

However.....
If the woman indeed was the one to use it she does have the equipment to conceal carry it into the testing station.